the human torch 

taking the skin of your nut sack and pulling it over the top of your penis while your partner nibbles or sucks on your balls.

The longer the pubic hair, the better looking the flames. Fire crotches resemble the flames even more

I was trying turn up the heat on our relationship, so i pulled out the human torch. It got that bitch all hot and my balls got nibbled on.

the human torch by R-fresh November 30, 2007

Sub-Human 

A Sub-Human is someone who unironically uses “no❤️“

Person:Valid Arguement™️

Brain-dead Sub-Human: no❤️

Sub-Human by Coomaloomadooma September 20, 2020

The human race

Humans are interesting to say the least. One minute we are fighting each other over beliefs and ethnicity and the other we are looking to the people beside us and joining hands. There are two things in our lives that influence everything we do: survival of ourselves and survival of our species. The reason we look for the hot chicks is to make more people, we want money so we have better food and shelter. And the reason we fight..... how the fuck should I know, but at the end of the day, after the blood, destruction, and darkness, is a light leading to hope, new beginnings, and unity. We look to the stars, because you may ask? The sky's the limit. If we can dream it, we can do it.
P.S. These are my thoughts and my theories.

Soon, the human race will leave the chains of difference and have everlasting peace.

The human race by ColdSuit December 22, 2013

Sub-human 

Someone who has an attractiveness rating of less than 5/10.
Sometimes the term subanimal is used for those below 3/10.

Man look at this guy's recessed chin, what a sub-human!

Sub-human by Maryoussef August 12, 2022

spontaneous human combustion 

to suddenly, and with no apparent reason, burst into flames and within minutes become a human cinder. a.k.a. SHC

defoe was running so fast towards the opponents penalty area that he suddenly suffered an acute spontaneous human combustion

spontaneous human combustion by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

normal human expression 

Someone's shitty excuse for something dumb they did/ are doing

Don't rack on me for pouring milk before cereal, that just my normal human expression!

normal human expression by Some ol' Hipster October 12, 2017

Feral Human 

Someone who lives outdoors, has no permanent address, an aversion to regular bathing, or an aversion to regular work. Also known as a Urban Outdoorsman or a bum.

Every morning for the last year the feral humans outside my office hit me up for change. It's like a going to work tax.

Feral Human by El_Torro October 6, 2010