To stare at someone who is obviously wrong, lying, inappropriate, or asking you something you will never answer. The blank stare continues until they realize their mistake and the awkwardness reaches fever pitch.
So, he said he called, but since there was no record of this on my caller id, no missed calls on my cell, and no message on either phone, I blank-faced him until he admitted that he had meant to call me but hadn't actually called me.
by Boogiedownbronx May 28, 2009
Get the blank-face mug.Kiss ass: "Ray, my supervisor said that those reports you did will have to be resubmitted for approval."
Ray: "My Care Factor reads 3 point 2."
Ray: "My Care Factor reads 3 point 2."
by yellercap May 14, 2005
Get the care factor mug.Eating so much sodium-laden fast food late at night that you don't recognize yourself in the mirror the next morning.
"Damn. Did you see old gal today? Her face was so blown up I couldn't even recognize her. She must have Super Sized at McDonald's last night."
"Help. Someone. Let me out of here. I am stuck inside this face prison and I can't get out!"
"Help. Someone. Let me out of here. I am stuck inside this face prison and I can't get out!"
by Alfsonso March 17, 2010
Get the Face Prison mug.The coming Facebookization of the nation, where every man, woman and chile is merged into one social networking soup of humanity.
Good for:
1. Zuckerberg's total world domination
Bad for:
1. Privacy (on and off, ya never know, chk your settings)
Good for:
1. Zuckerberg's total world domination
Bad for:
1. Privacy (on and off, ya never know, chk your settings)
Scenario 1:
Tech analyst: Google, Microsoft and Twitter are all running scared in the shadow of the rising Faceborg.
Tech analyst: Google, Microsoft and Twitter are all running scared in the shadow of the rising Faceborg.
by lisat2 April 21, 2010
Get the Faceborg mug.Speaker 1: Yo, I saw you got that girl's number last night. Does she have any hot friends?
Speaker 2: Not sure, I'll find out right now because it's...FACEBOOK TIMEEEEEE!!!!
Speaker 1: ewwwwwwwww! Facebook Time!
Speaker 2: Not sure, I'll find out right now because it's...FACEBOOK TIMEEEEEE!!!!
Speaker 1: ewwwwwwwww! Facebook Time!
by Peaceful Souls December 9, 2012
Get the Facebook Time mug.When you FaceTime a SO and reveal your genitals to each other, and proceed to masturbate. This is much less cool than actually fucking, but done in situations where fucking is not possible, such as long distance.
Dude, how have you and your girl been doing since she moved away
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking
Don’t worry bro, we’ve just been FaceTime fucking
by BeWeNibs June 19, 2019
Get the facetime fucking mug.A girl sitting on your face. Pineapples are known to make your coooter taste good and this is just a funny way of asking a girl to sit on your face
by Brodskie April 9, 2020
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