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Eating so much sodium-laden fast food late at night that you don't recognize yourself in the mirror the next morning.
"Damn. Did you see old gal today? Her face was so blown up I couldn't even recognize her. She must have Super Sized at McDonald's last night."

"Help. Someone. Let me out of here. I am stuck inside this face prison and I can't get out!"
by Alfsonso March 17, 2010
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