Dead Flamingo 

When Person A makes Person B stand on one leg and puts two arms up in the air in an L shaped form. Then the Person A pretends to drop something while he makes Person B pick it up. Then Person A rips a vigorous shart in Person B's face while dropping to the floor.

For our warmups yesterday I made Jamie do a dead flamingo. He didn't play the rest of the season after that one.

Dead Flamingo by CheiFChokinAH0 September 21, 2017

dead in the head 

A person of exceptionally low intelligence who fails to grasp obvious jokes made about them.

Jane has to be {dead in the head}, as when I said in her company "I am on top of most things, except Jane, here, she is ALWAYS on top of one thing."

dead in the head by After_Darkness October 27, 2017

Dead beat dad 

Usually a many named Danny, also usually a bald white moon cricket with 30 credit cards and on the brink of getting a divorce

That dead beat dad at the stop last night in the phone with his wife was looking out of breathe when you could hear his skank of a wife bitching and complaining on the phone

Dead beat dad by Big nigga bill March 11, 2018

Dead o’clock 

When your ex’s bf dies

It’s almost dead o’clock!

Dead o’clock by JPJBJP March 14, 2019

Dead Ting 

A Joanna.

She steals another girls man to call him a snake on national tv and dump him then snogs him the second she sees him again😂

Michael: I would like to couple up with Joanna
Amber: She’s a dead ting!

Dead Ting by CanIMarryPizza July 30, 2019

Dead Slap 

When you go to a children's hospital and slap the back of bald cancer kids heads.

Friend: Hey got any plans this weekend?
Me: Yeah, i'm going to St. Jude to do the Dead Slap lmao
Friend: oh cool

Dead Slap by UrBestFriendVoid69 February 27, 2020

Dead Stream 

A Dead Stream is a very small quantity of urine, either a small amount, a weak stream, or completely unable to piss. A symptom of prostate enlargement blocking the flow or urine out of the bladder and in the urethra, a/k/a benign prostatic hypertrophy.

The line for the men's room was all the way down the hall because of all the Dead Stream geezers standing in front of the urinals and not able to pee hardly anything anything at all.

Dead Stream by CrotchGourmet May 2, 2020