Dead Ting

A Joanna.

She steals another girls man to call him a snake on national tv and dump him then snogs him the second she sees him again😂

Michael: I would like to couple up with Joanna
Amber: She’s a dead ting!

by CanIMarryPizza July 31, 2019

Zakiyya

A beautiful girl, who plays way too much sport and likes to slack in school, however still comes out on top. Everyone loves her as she is funny, charismatic and sexy as hell. If you don’t know a Zakiyya, you’re missing out

Jake: Woah whose the new girl? She looks fly
Charlie: I don’t know man, she looks like a Zakiyya
Jake: I think I’m in love

by CanIMarryPizza May 31, 2018

Jean Claude van damme

I’m pretty sure he is a fashion guy, I only did this for the example bit below

ASHLEY: JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME IS AN ICON
Will: WELLLLL JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMN IM FINE

by CanIMarryPizza May 31, 2018