poo crystals

when someone has been for a massive dump, poo crystals are the particles that are in the smell eminating from the area of the dump, which fly up your nose and deposit.

"dear god leona, that was a massive dump, all your poo crystals flew up my nose when i went in the bog"

by barakus May 1, 2006

Crystal Meth

Crystal Meth is a drug that gets you high as a motherfucker.

(Taken from GTA : San Andreas) "Those white boys had me on crystal meth"

by Yo Mama January 5, 2005

cryophilia

obsession with and unusually erotic interest in or stimulation by persons in a state of suspended animation.

Ethan looked longingly at the perfectly perserved man in cryostasis. He enjoyed the time they spent together, and their long nights of cryophilia.

by Ethan And Matt May 15, 2005

cryptorchild

a fucking awsome song by marilyn manson.

cryptorchild lyircs " prick your finger it is done the moon has now eclipse the sun
the angel has spread its wings the time has come for better things "

by cheetos whore [[akk]] December 10, 2008

Crystal Mess

A tweaker who is extremely strung out;

Any person, place or thing that has been severely damaged due to crystal meth use

"Jesus H, have you seen Bob lately? He hasn't slept in twelve days and his arms are a crystal mess."

by karinova December 24, 2005

Cryptorchid Chipmunk

Ass-lancing schiz-ska band from West Virginia composed of a bunch of gay guys and a few lesbians. As my friend Kevo the Black Man would say, "DEY SO CRAZY MAAAN I DIDN EVEN BE KNOWIN WHAT I THINKIN!??!" Couldn't have said it better myself.

That band Cryptorchid Chipmunk is fucking weird.

by Emily GM-Mapplethorpe September 8, 2005

Crypt-keeper

(Noun) - A sexually-aggressive older woman (see "cougar and MILF"), now past the point of potential attractiveness/interest from her own potential conquests; usually identified by rail-thin body, over-exposing tight clothing, a cloud of expensive perfume (presumably to mask the odor of decay), tight facial skin that favors stretched plastic wrap, unblinking reptile-like eyes, and makeup that looks like it was applied by a Hollywood special-effects artist.

This reference is also due to the creature's innate horror-film-like ability to appear attractive from the rear, yet upon turning around they will immediately startle the other person; crypt-keepers are commonly known to be able to frighten small dogs and can cause babies to burst into tears.

"Whoa... she went from 'MILF' to 'cougar' to 'crypt-keeper' in a space of only three years!"

by GraysonoftheWood February 8, 2010