Disturbed Child

Any retard that listens to the shitty band, Disturbed.

The average Disturbed fan.

Dan: "Why does Mike like Disturbed so much?"

Chris: "He's a Disturbed Child."

Dan: "Child? But he's 20..."

Chris: "Any dumbass that listens to Disturbed has the mind of a child."

by NiggerMutilator September 14, 2011

Smoke Child

A black person's skin color which resembles smoke

Damn! You see that bitch she's a smoke child

by Raif December 21, 2004

chilango

A person born in Chile. Not Mexico, fucking idiots.

Come monda fresa, yo soy verdaderamente chilango.

by chile February 13, 2005

child support agency

an organisation set up in britain to collect child support payments. despite having billions of pounds spent on it, it has failed miserably in its attempts to get money from absent parents to pay for the upkeep of their children. So odd given that the Tax Office never never never fails to take tax out of people's salaries.

the Child Support Agency has been one of the Tories' most succesful projects in that it has pumped billions of pounds of taxpayers' money into the hands of a private company and simultaneous left single mothers worse off and therefore we , New Labour, have a moral duty to force them into low-paid McJobs

by vixen5 October 18, 2008

Chilbert

A chilbert is when one cannot be fucked to do anything. You can nail a chilbert. It is best to nail a chilbert when you should be at work. Refreshments and good TV is essential to 'nail a chilbert'

Fuck going to work, I'm just going to smash the shit out of a chilbert instead.

by roozcock March 3, 2010

chilaxin

My word...To chill and relax...A word I use and me only

Me: Hey, wanna chilax at my house?
Friend: Sure, chilaxin sound fun
Me: Hey, only I can say chilax *smacks the bitch*

by Sean MickeyC February 15, 2006

man-child

a new way to say boy instead of saying it the normal boring way

old fart down the street: those damn man-children came and graffitied my whole fence!

by PlayDohMan July 3, 2004