A term used for Colorguard and Winterguard members .When you’re Young enough to still Participate in Drum corps (under 21) but have the bone structure and aches of a 90 year old person. Shin splits, knee problems, broken ankles, jammed fingers, pulled muscles and tendinitis is common when you’re Colorguard old. Generally used when You have been spinning since middle school or highschool, and are relatively young, but are old and feel as though you’re decaying physically.
Person 1: Man why are your Knees CRACKING like that during that squat?
Person 2: Bro that’s bc I’m weak and colorguard old.
Person 2: Bro that’s bc I’m weak and colorguard old.
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General uptight dimeanor or way of thinking by folks from Colorado characterized by their belief that 1) there are mountains/snow nowhere else 2)only Coloradans recreate outdoors, and/or 3) no location can be superior in any way to Colorado. This leads to an inability to find enjoyment when traveling or actually moving away from home.
These people also like to use "Colorado" in a very generalized way when making comparisons, despite most folks actually just living in the burbs.
These people also like to use "Colorado" in a very generalized way when making comparisons, despite most folks actually just living in the burbs.
Non-Colorado Guy - "We've been getting so much snow this year in the U.P."
Colorado Guy - "Bro, that ain't snow. Colorado gets way more than that"
Non-Colorado Guy- "Don't you live in Denver where the snow melts fairly rapidly? We regularly get twice as much in the town I live in, and it doesn't melt until March."
Colorado Guy- "Well the mountains get more snow than you."
Non-Colorado Guy- "Cool it with your Colorattitude, it's killing our small-town vibe"
Colorado Guy - "Bro, that ain't snow. Colorado gets way more than that"
Non-Colorado Guy- "Don't you live in Denver where the snow melts fairly rapidly? We regularly get twice as much in the town I live in, and it doesn't melt until March."
Colorado Guy- "Well the mountains get more snow than you."
Non-Colorado Guy- "Cool it with your Colorattitude, it's killing our small-town vibe"
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These people also like to use "Colorado" in a very generalized way when making comparisons, despite most folks actually just living in the burbs.
These people also like to use "Colorado" in a very generalized way when making comparisons, despite most folks actually just living in the burbs.
Non-Colorado Guy - "We've been getting so much snow this year in the U.P."
Colorado Guy - "Bro, that ain't snow. Colorado gets way more than that"
Non-Colorado Guy- "Don't you live in Denver where the snow melts fairly rapidly? We regularly get twice as much in the town I live in, and it doesn't melt until March."
Colorado Guy- "Well the mountains get more snow than you."
Non-Colorado Guy- "Cool it with your Colorattitude, it's killing our small-town vibe"
Colorado Guy - "Bro, that ain't snow. Colorado gets way more than that"
Non-Colorado Guy- "Don't you live in Denver where the snow melts fairly rapidly? We regularly get twice as much in the town I live in, and it doesn't melt until March."
Colorado Guy- "Well the mountains get more snow than you."
Non-Colorado Guy- "Cool it with your Colorattitude, it's killing our small-town vibe"
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Some characteristics would be: impatient, complains a lot, slutty, think they’re the hottest bitch on the planet, and so fucking annoying you’ll want to snap your own neck.
Acceptable names for girls from Colorado are as followed: Bitch, Whore, Skank, piece of fucking trash, literally anything other than what they would want to hear.
Some characteristics would be: impatient, complains a lot, slutty, think they’re the hottest bitch on the planet, and so fucking annoying you’ll want to snap your own neck.
Acceptable names for girls from Colorado are as followed: Bitch, Whore, Skank, piece of fucking trash, literally anything other than what they would want to hear.
Person 1: “Yo what were the Colorado Bitches like?”
Person 2: “I took some dubs, and took some Ls but fucking hated all of them”
Person 2: “I took some dubs, and took some Ls but fucking hated all of them”
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