bum-tastic 

When Something is so cheap and hilarious that it is described as bum- tastic. Usually used to describe good for nothings, slobs, and lazy assholes.

guy 1: Did you clean your room and brush your teeth today?
guy 2: No, I have a life you know!
guy 1: Thats bum-tastic!

bum-tastic by NotABum October 20, 2009

Bum Smasher 

Someone that is a complete idiot and is in fact so stupid you feel they could walk around backwards smashing their bum into everything without realizing how stupid it is.

Did you see that report David produced? Yeah it was awful... He's such bum smasher.

Bum Smasher by Reformation January 16, 2010

Bum Hog 

Said out of complete disgust at someone who is not sharing any of their ass or poo with you.

Bob -"Peter, you're eating all the shit you bum hog!"

Ryan- "Leave me some ass you bum hog!"

Sarah "Oh! What a fucking bum hog!"

Bum Hog by bummuncheryum April 10, 2010

bum wallet 

a bum wallet is the sack that a homeless person might be carrying filled with cans they picked up off the side of the road.

i saw a man riding his bike and he had his bum wallet in his basket on the front.

bum wallet by metalfabber May 7, 2010

Bum Spiders 

1. When sitting in a park and your friend discovers a spider approaching your lower back going for your bum. This spider could be aiming to actually get inside your bum, therefore becoming a bum spider.

2. An imaginary STI where if you have anal sex too much, spiders will become attracted to your bum, then being able to be passed on to someone else who has anal sex with you.

Helena: "DAMN there's a spider going towards your ass!"

Doug: "SHIT damn bum spiders!!"

Bum Spiders by HelenaLexxiFoxxx September 29, 2010

bum jacket 

The build up of gas in ones underwear from constant flatulence, covering the bum region, and often providing warmth and comfort.

I have a thick bum jacket after the curry last night.

bum jacket by Nellenick January 16, 2011

bum swagg

Originating in California, this type of swagger is not easy to obtain. It is when a person in no attempt to be unattractive whatsoever does not shave, do their hair etc. for a certain but unspecified amount of time. While attending parties or social gatherings however, they still reap the benefits of a person having maximum swag. Such as sleeping with girls and getting phone numbers. they might have rips and tears in they're clothes but still swaggin. these sorts of people shop at young, urban places and thrift stores.

"Ayye, nigga i got hellah dope ass bum swagg ya feel me?"
"that nigga got some bummy ass swag!"

bum swagg by swagger'd out October 30, 2011