Alex 

Asshole/ bad cousin.

You are being a real Alex.

Alex by HussonBeast73 November 24, 2021

alex 

the most comforting and one of the best person in the whole entire world.Alex is one of the people who makes you smile and laugh whenever you’re at your lowest.Alex is the kind of man who will love u no matter what,he’s so kind,sweet and yeah funny.Alex is literally the best.

“Alex?”
“oh?”
“i love youl

alex by doragabb November 24, 2021

Alex 

one of the best person and comforting person in the entire world,Alex makes u happt whenever ur at your lowest and he’ll always be there for u,and ofc i thank him for that,alex i love u I don’t know what would i do without,please know i love u so so much more than anyone else,I appreciate u sm for existing,ily

i love alex he’s so kind,loving,comfortable and fun to be with

Alex by doragabb November 24, 2021

Alex 

A dude that likes cats.

Alex likes cats.

Alex by Not_an_alex_that_likes_cats November 24, 2021

Alex 

Overrated

Alex is overrated

Alex by APerezident November 24, 2021

Alex 

Alex, derived from the ancient Greek "Alexander," is often connected with historical figures like Alexander the Great, Alexander Graham Bell, Alexander McQueen. But in reality he is a human shit stain. As any friend of an Alex knows, you'd be better off being friends with an actual shit stain than an Alex. He is selfish, boring, and very often sociopathic. Alex's are also prone to be extremely short, often with unkempt hair. You'd be forgiven for seeing an Alex and assuming they are homeless — very often they are simply just being an Alex.

"Oh, jesus fuck. Alex just got here. I think I need to leave right now."

"I just started a new job, and my boss's name is Alex. I can tell this was a bad decision."

Alex by diditookme November 24, 2021

Alex 

the best guy who can bag you any day !!!
he's the coolest and funniest, probably has a big SCHLONG. be nice to him and you're immediately his best friend, don't hesitate to talk to this dude he's great!!!!! MAKE SURE TO GIVE HIM A HEADBAND TOO!!! coolest guy and your best friend so take good care of him cause he's going to be around for a while

person 1: yo who's that

person 2: that's Alex, he's cool
person 1: hey he's kinda ho-
person 2: shut up

Alex by TOmyDOOZER November 24, 2021