Alex, derived from the ancient Greek "Alexander," is often connected with historical figures like Alexander the Great, Alexander Graham Bell, Alexander McQueen. But in reality he is a human shit stain. As any friend of an Alex knows, you'd be better off being friends with an actual shit stain than an Alex. He is selfish, boring, and very often sociopathic. Alex's are also prone to be extremely short, often with unkempt hair. You'd be forgiven for seeing an Alex and assuming they are homeless — very often they are simply just being an Alex.
"Oh, jesus fuck. Alex just got here. I think I need to leave right now."
"I just started a new job, and my boss's name is Alex. I can tell this was a bad decision."
"I just started a new job, and my boss's name is Alex. I can tell this was a bad decision."
by diditookme November 24, 2021