Go canadian

To insert two penises into your anus

“Give me two dollars and I’ll go Canadian”

by Icantfindmyanus November 19, 2017

Canadian Christmas

American Thanksgiving. It gets cold earlier in Canada and everyone knows Thanksgiving is just pre-Christmas so like the forward thinking nation it is, Canada does Christmas early.

"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"

by ms.nomer November 21, 2017

Canadian Cap'n

The informal name often attributed to one who satisfies both 1) being from Canada (often Ontario), and 2) often partaking in replacing full balanced meals with Cap'n Crunch® cereal and creepy bagged milk.

What's all the fuss aboot? Aye, must be another Canadian Cap'n on lunch break!

by Phillip Rex November 23, 2017

canadian skeet shooting

When a man stimulates his genitals until climax into a waiting Caucasian woman's face, exclaiming sorry with every burst of ejaculate to connect with her face.

I apologized so much it sounded like Canadian skeet shooting.

by MrMarijaweiner December 1, 2017

canadian tennis

search any dictionary for "hockey"

Ehhh, we playing some some canadian tennis today ehhh.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

Canadian bj

Oral relations performed over the jeans

The zipper was stuck on my jeans so she gave me a Canadian bj.

by Jedidiah Shiddydix February 25, 2018

canadian tramway

When maple syrup is injected into the penile shafts, whilst also coating an erect penis

"Tyler gave me one huge Canadian tramway last night!"

by SLIGE MAN May 11, 2018