jelly rocket

When you put a rubber band around your tip and nut, then keep the nut inside till it solidifies. Then next time you pee, remove the rubber band and pee out the gelatinous nut.

My girlfriend was mad when I went to her aunts house and jelly rocketed all over the carpet

by Betz38 December 4, 2024

Jelly

Atsushis personal urinal….Someone that it’s really easy to click with there’s never been an awkward moment with her even tho i was scared of her at the start…. but that’s whatever guys. Always feel like i can talk abt anything with u even tho u talk EVERY. DAY. any atsushis stinky feet. But that’s what makes you, you and we love you that way. Even tho i can’t say much since we haven’t know eachother since forever i know how important you’ve been to me in such a little time even tho id hate to admit it you guys make me feel so much better in days were im really down. Always make me laugh with ur dumb shit. And when ur super famous and rich and say hi to everyone at every corner of a con bc everyone wants ur autograph because ur super super famous im gonna be right there selling it for money 🫶🫶🫶 thank u for being my friend ur one of the sigmaest things of this year. And just know im always here for you even if some other people aren’t you always have a place with us. I CANT WAIT TO HANGOUT N BEAT U AT UNO GONNA WIPE THE FLOOR W UR ASS😈😈😈 i love u sigma thankies for being friendsies 🫶🫶

there’s som weird person talking about atsushies feet bro what the flip

WOAH ITS MY SIGMA TWIN JELLY!!!!

by Ghostwashere December 22, 2024

Jelly Jammin

The act of smearing Jelly all over one’s shaft and “Jamming” it into someone rear end.

I was Jelly Jammin Erica last night and she got mad cause I used Grape jelly instead of Rasberry.

by Grim DaVinci June 19, 2025

Peanut butter jelly sandwich

When you fuck your girlfriend in the ass while she really needs to shit and then you cum in her ass and after you pull out it goes all over her ass cheeks making a peanut butter jelly sandwich

Bro last night my girlfriend needed to shit while we were having sex and after I nutted it all came out making a peanut butter jelly sandwich

by JellySandwich July 20, 2025

Jelly-Legged Jayme

A female who kneels faster than she lies, and betrayal is her favorite position.

“I should’ve known better than to trust her — turns out she’s a total Jelly-Legged Jayme.”

by Helga Jane August 1, 2025

what the jelly

outright confusing of 3 or more parties

what the jelly matoeo.

by ellur September 14, 2025

Pooh Jelly

1. The slick on your butt crack on a hot, humid day
2. The squishy substance from a soiled diaper
3. A cool-ass MFer from Louisiana

1. Dude! It’s so hot, I can feel that pooh jelly.

2. That baby’s diaper is full of pooh jelly!
3. I saw The Pooh Jelly catching them fish yesterday!

by SilvaJangles September 20, 2025