you got the dud

ned flanders opens a door to find him. moe smiles at the sight.
smithers opens a door to find him. hibbert smiles at the sight.
mr. burns opens a door to find him. he smiles at the sight.
bart opens the 9th door to find him, and then slams it. he smiles at the sight.
willie pries open the frozen door to find him. lovejoy smiles at the sight.
bush looks through his peephole to find him. he smiles at the sight.
willie forcefully opens nelsons locker, which has him. skinner smiles at the sight.
mr. burns checks for threats, only to instead be met with him. he smiles at the sight.
hank scorpio is greeted by him on the screen. he smiles at the sight.
the stonecutters reveal a circle with him on it. they smile at the sight.
mr burns and smithers greet the gallery with him. smithers smiles at the sight.
a fortune teller places down a card revealing him. she smiles at the sight.
apu and his wife manjula are awaiting the pregnancy results, eventually revealing him. apu smiles at the sight.
chief wiggum is tracking down a criminal on a pegboard map. by sheer coincidence, the pegs are arranged like him. he smiles at the sight.
a prisoner shows marge a thing he can do with his back: he stretches his back to reveal the message about him. marge smiles at the sight.
skinners weather balloon is unveiled, but bart pulls a string, revealing to be a depiction of him. skinner smiles at the sight.
mr. burns presents a giant version of him on a stand. the crowd smiles at the sight.
marge smpols: okay bart your turn your turn!
(bart simpson opens the minature door to find him. homer smiles at the sight.)
marge simspon: HMMMHMHMHMHM HM HM you got the DUD!!!! hhahaa
homer simspo: HHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA: he looks just like you, POINDEXTER; hahahahahaha
by elsqued October 29, 2024
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thank you ma'am

When you drive fast over a small hill in the road giving the feeling of 0G for a moment.
"Step on it, we can do a thank you ma'am here."
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You should be on that.

It's what a married guy says to a single guy when he sees an attractive female but realizes he can't do anything because he's married. However, he would really like to live vicariously through his single friend when said single friend hooks up with said female. He would also like to hear about the sexual activities so he has something to envision when he's with his fat wife.
Married guy to single guy: I saw that neighbor of yours with the Beagle and she's looking good. You should be on that.
by kuch15 March 26, 2011
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This common turn of phrase is usually used to mock someone who is injured in a funny way
"Did you hear Chase Garbers broke his wrist while fingering a vagina?"

"You are what you get injured by, and I always knew that Brahmas QB was a pussy"
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You know how I get

Yeah, no, Alex you're doing a fine job but
Hym "You know how I get when it comes to Jordan I mean, he is being fucking ridiculous right now"
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you are stupid

( Hey a dude called me stupid! )
( Oh that person out the screen? )
( YEAH! )
( They are just bored and wasting the creators time typing )
( Y'know what you are stupid everyone is. )
( the heck. )
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I'll see you on the internet

Another way of saying "I'll see you later" this term transforms the physical presence of someone and assumes that the next interaction with the other person will be virtual.
Person 1: It was great talking with you but I have to run to a meeting in downtown.
Person 2: No worries, I'll see you on the internet.
by AFallet1 October 28, 2022
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