dicking the pudding

messing around; wasting time

Hey, Kevin! Quit dicking the pudding and get to work!

by dacarlton February 15, 2005

Dick Drainer

A dick drainer is a female whos pussy is so good, that it drains all of the semen out of a mans body.

Chad: Bro, Stacy was such a dick drainer. I'm still a bit sore down there from how much I pumped into her
Geoff: Dude, TMI

by Peegirl October 29, 2018

cobweb dick

someone who's never had any sexual experiences.

"hey cobweb dick"

by shambolicsuperstar June 17, 2009

Dick Wilt

The state of having a soft, flaccid penis.

Dick wilt typically occurs post ejaculation and the penis wilts from stiff, rigid to semi and soft.

May also be caused by whiskey dick.

I drank too much. I got Dick Wilt and can't perform.

That bitch is so nasty she gives me Dick Wilt.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

kitty dick

You have kitty dick after you put kitty chow on your dick so your kitty licks it off

Friend 1: Man ever since we broke up all I can get is kitty dick
Friend 2: You're that low? Shit.

by Richard the dude January 20, 2017

Dick Disaster

1) Urgently craving a wild night of passion; describing pent up sexual frustration.

2)A bad sexual encounter.

1) I haven't been laid in two months. I'm so Horny!! I'm ready for a dick disaster.

2) Chet had the smallest cock ever! Last night, was a dick disaster.

by J-do September 28, 2009

Put a dick on it.

The act of making a contribution or donating one's time in an attempt to bring about a change; To be instrumental in a cause.

Ex. 1- Look here, you lazy son of a bitch. I believe it's about time you put down that cell phone, crawl out from under your shade tree, and put a fuckin' dick on it! You got that?!?!?!

Ex. 2- And so my fellow Americans, the time has come to act boldly, to act without hesitation. I say to you tonight, the time has come... to put a dick on it.

by Nicky Grimms September 27, 2011