Hot Sausage 

Put gasoline in the condom, light it up and stick it inside her and try your best to put it out.

“Damn, She took that hot sausage like a man.”

Hot Sausage by BeefyQ December 21, 2017

pancakes n sausage 

1. A breakfast food consisting of a sausage link wrapped in pancake on a stick, resembling a corn dog. 2. the food moses found next to the 10 commandments on top of Sinai

PANCAKES N SAUSAGE ON A STICK!???!? MY HEAD ESPLODE!!

pancakes n sausage by «t3hß0ss» March 8, 2007

Fufu-no-Sausage 

A crude term for a girl who does not accept a man's 'sausage', or penis. This could be either because of personal/social decisions or because of medical reasons.

"Mannnn that girl is so hot!... Yeah but i hear she's a Fufu-no-Sausage"

Fufu-no-Sausage by Xavier GGG May 27, 2009

pink velvet sausage wallet 

a women with a loose vagina

ah man that chick had a pink velvet sausage wallet like ive never seen.

pink velvet sausage wallet by ben wood May 13, 2005

German Sausage

When a small glass tube is fed through a mans penis and then smashed inside the mans penis for pleasure

Matt: Dude, how was that German Sausage last night?
Tom: Fantastic man. I think there are still shards of glass left inside my junk

German Sausage by Mcwynar January 5, 2011

numb sausage 

a person, usuallly a man, cant get his penis to stand up staight, making it difficult to insert in various orifices. ie. vaginas, mouths, asses, ears, pee-pee holes

wife-looks like u got a numb sausage
husband-dammit!
wife-well i'l get the poolboy
husband-ile join in the festivities

numb sausage by jim dandy January 24, 2005

winter sausage 

The physically tiny state of a man's penis after he has gone swimming in very cold water.

That water was so cold I got winter sausage.

winter sausage by Aros71 April 12, 2013