Shoes Rule

A rule in colleges that states that if one falls asleep with his shoes on, he is fair game for shaming. If one has the presence of mind to take off thier shoes before going to bed, it is ruled that he has merely fallen asleep, rather than passed out in a drunken stupor.

::Waking up with a big cock drawn on his face:: FUCK! Why didn't I take my shoes off? Goddamn shoes rule...

Shoes Rule by Steven Hopkins March 8, 2006

1000 mile rule 

When you're 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count

Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 1000 mile rule, 1,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '

1000 mile rule by Regina McGregor January 11, 2017

Reverse sidewalk rule 

When a man walks by his girlfriend on the inside of the sidewalk while making her walk closest to the road, that way if there's any danger she can take the damage leaving the man to escape unharmed. It's human nature.

Reverse sidewalk rule? Nah man, fuck that she can walk closest to the street, I ain't about to take on a moving car.... I'm not about that life, bitches are replaceable, I'm not.

Reverse sidewalk rule by anonymous March 30, 2022

Boy Scout Rule of D's 

After seeing a man's penis, in order to restore order of to the universe you must show that man your penis.

Adam: You gotta show that man your dick back to restore order to the universe man! Boy Scout Rule of D's!

Boy Scout Rule of D's by MonkeyHelmet May 17, 2011

Two River Rule 

After crossing two or more rivers to get to your destination, sleeping or hooking up with other people is no longer considered "cheating" on your spouse and everybody is fair game.

If I fly to Germany for a business trip and leave my wife behind, I am ultimately crossing two rivers, therefore, sleeping with other women is not considered cheating, because I've crossed two rivers, putting the "Two River Rule" into effect

Two River Rule by Dre' October 16, 2012

GTA Purple Vs Green Alien Gangs Rule 

May 15th There will be a fight at LSIA

Rep purple alien gang o green alien gang

other gangs are not allowed to participate in the fight for domination of all of Los Santos.
Rules.
Baseball Bats ONLY NO GUNS because that’s puss shit MELEE FIGHT WITH BASEBALL BATS
NO GUNS
BASEBALL BATS REPEAT BASEBALL BATS
if you’re broke for a 300k alien suit then just wear the colors you gonna rep for the fight .
pull up in your colored car

Pull up

PUROLE GANG OR GREEN GANG
💜💜💜💜🥒💜🥒🍆🥒🥒🥒💜🥒💜🥒💜🥒💜🥒💜🥒💜👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽👽🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🪀🪀🪀🪀🪀🪀💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💟💜💜💜💜💚💜💜💚💜💚💚💚💚💜💜💜💜💚💜💜💚💚💜💜💚💜

GTA Purple Vs Green Alien Gangs Rule
bro : bro what are you?
other bro: i’m purple gang wbu
bro: i’m green...
other bro: fuck you then bitch ass green we setting this may 15th at LSIA pussy ass green
bro: aight bitch ass purple goof fucker

GTA Purple Vs Green Alien Gangs Rule by mr. water bottle May 2, 2020

Vegas Rule 

Similar to what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. If you are having a private conversation that is not to be repeated you say "Vegas Rule".

Hi Joe, I need to talk to you "Vegas Rule". OK?
Vegas Rule on this, Shirley is a real b----.

Vegas Rule by Dolores Kadien July 10, 2007