Jordan

A country you stupid fucking American

Teagan: So where are you from?
Yunus: I'm from Jordan.
Teagan: I didin't know shoes were a country!

by RemovePork May 19, 2022

jordan

hoe

jordan is a hoe

by Jksbfusjfhsuwnkdxi December 2, 2023

Jordan

A guy who is always there when you need him, and actually notices when your not okay. He is hot as hell!! He is super loyal, and caring. He is always there when you need him.

Friend #1 - Bro, who’s that guy? He hella cute!!
Friend #2 - I know right, that’s jordan, my boyfriend.
Friend #1 - Damn, I’m jealous.

by Jordan’s gurl October 14, 2019

Jordan

The one that got away. She is the one person you can get comfortable with right away. Though quiet, she tends to make an impression. With her sweet smile, captivating eyes and distinguished voice, she’s hard to forget. Her is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and a look that could killl. She is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of her, yet hasn't the slightest idea of her impact or worth. She often looks down on herself and thinks no one would bother thinking about her, yet she's always on your mind. She sometimes feels like her life is of little value, but those who know her only wish he knew how much she truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface her thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. She is a genuine soul who you'll never want to say goodbye to. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting her go.

“Have you met the new girl Jordan?”

“Yeah, she’s really pretty”

by Valerie_luvs_u November 20, 2023

Jordan Teixeira

My amazingly hot sexy husband....13 years younger and knows how to please his wife....over and over ....bad temper but it's kinda hot...tbh👿 hella sexy when he is playing games or Pokemon with our son...little bit of a asshole...but I'm kinda a bitch so it's a fair trade ....only man who knows how to handle me😘😘

MY DADDY 💋💋
ALSO YES HE HAS A HUGE DICK BUT IT'S MINE SO DONT FUCKING TOUCH......

My husband JORDAN TEIXEIRA

by Mrs.JessicaAnnTeixeira October 16, 2020

Jordan

Jordan has the biggest weiner in all of history, and yes you guessed it it’s even better than Maikas. They’re dick is so massive women bow down and praise the all powerful Jordan

Wow dude do you know Jordan right?

Oh yeah! Jordan! The person with the massive dick

by NotJordanshh December 9, 2021

Jordan Faris

A loving woman from York, SC who any man would be lucky to have

I am so in love with Jordan Faris,

by stowe123 February 9, 2010