cookie job

women's version of a blow job.

since we can't go all the way how 'bout a cookie job.

by cookiejobgiver November 2, 2008

One Job!

1) When you are like... asked to like... do it... then you @*#$%! it up.
2) When you have like... one job... duh.

1) You had one job Mike! One Job!
2) I kinda think you should know how this is used in a sentence

by Eddy Wally January 4, 2016

Jib Job

Verb; Slang for female giving oral sex.

Jim: "did you get anywhere with suzie last night"? Me: "Oh ya! she gave me a jib job"!

by wizecraca March 5, 2011

Fizzle Job

When the female puts pop rocks and coke in her mouth, then proceeds to give the male a blow job. Best if shaken, not stirred.

Damn woman gave me a fizzle job the other night, and one of the pop rocks went in my dickhole. Now I don't have no dick no mo'.

by Prairiedog February 26, 2009

Fudge Job

When a guy lubricates his dick with his own shit and gives himself a blowjob.

David Schwimmer is notorious for giving himself Fudge Job's while in his dressing room for "Friends".

by Bob Sagat February 9, 2004

wrist job

when one gets there penis handled by a wrist.

daniel-my lady gave me a wrist job.

jacob-fosho

by Daniel Le and Jacob Brown June 20, 2008

rime job

when a man ejaculates on the seat of a toilet and or furniture.

james had a nice rime job in school today, the jizz got everywhere even the sink bro!

by Master Toasty Diamond June 3, 2009