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Italian Job 

To recieve road head from a catholic girl, whilst driving a stolen Fiat brand of vehicle.
Bro... that girl Christine gave me one wicked italian job on my way to the chop shop last week.
Italian Job by SouthernDrawl April 19, 2020

italian lube 

man 1: "hey got any Italian lube"
man 2: "ya in the bedside table"

Italiramo 

Being so hungry that you can successfully eat an entire pizza in one sitting
I was so hungry I just pulled an Italiramo
Italiramo by Lucinide May 5, 2020

Italian stallion 

The act of cutting a Italian horses cock off and rubbing it in marinara sauce and stuffed with melted cheese. Proceed to shove it up your partner and when you ejaculate the melted cheese will come out. Meatballs are optional of course.
My girlfriend loves horses so I gave her the Italian stallion.

Italian Breadstick

When you have sex with one girl and with the same seasoned (unwashed) dick, have sex with another girl later on that day. Bonus if she blows it right after.
Phil: what happened with that girl you took home yesterday?

Carl: what do you think? I clapped her cheeks then surprisingly gave her sister this Italian breadstick early this morning.

Italian Tortilla 

A male who likes to pick little weirdo's. No, seriously, his female is the type of person to go to a vet with a can of mashed tune and ask him to fix it for her. Not kidding. The said male is just a little cute weirdo
WoaH! Is that that Italian Tortilla guy? WoW wHat A cUtiE