Ghetto Gold

Entitlement program provided to low-income households used to purchase food. Also know as Food Stamps, EBT, Hood Money.

Hey dawg what ya doing? Don't use ya money to buy that redbull slide this...its dat ghetto gold.

by GRJizzle April 26, 2021

Ghetto painting

"painting" a piece of wood furniture or furnishing with a permanent magic marker, usually a sharpie, so that the piece of furniture now "matches" the color of other furniture/furnishings in the room

The wood on that chair didn't match my new entertainment center so I did some ghetto painting with a black sharpie and now they match, sweet.

by el presidente UTH 2004 September 20, 2010

Ghetto Swap

When some one takes something of yours in return they give you something they already had of yours.

Ex. I will give you your coach purse back if I can get the citizens jeans you just bought.

Im not being fouled by your ghetto swap

by DonZ89 December 15, 2010

ghetto screwdriver

In Philadelphia, vodka and Sunny D mixed to make a cloyingly sweet smasher. Drinking them as fast as you can is a baaaaad idea.

Oh God, three ghetto screwdrivers last night. Now gnomes are mining the inside of my skull and I can't move my legs.

by Doc Sportscar November 29, 2012

Ghetto Gold

Anything that gives someone swag.

That outfit is Ghetto Gold.

by DaRealistNiggaEver March 23, 2020

Ghetto ambulance

1. When an acquaintance has too much of the wrong stuff at a party and is dumped at the front door of the emergency room

2. The vehicle used to perform said action

"Marty passed out from all the coke so they gave him the ghetto ambulance."

by VacuumVendor December 15, 2020

Ghetto G.O.A.T

Ghetto GOAT or Ghetto G.O.A.T - is the status earned if you are someone (usually a parent) who has a job but still lives in bad conditions, (high crime, high drug usage, high homeless problems, bad influences,) who has a don't fuck with me attitude when it comes to their family! They are street smart and tough and if has to be -"violent," to "defend" and ward off the outside influence to the younger generation they are raising! They handle their business and take care of their family, with normal jobs, and teach the kids the right morals day in day out. "fearless"of "anyone"who tries to teach the kid the wrong way. And is also ready to fight, kill or die for the "right" thing. To not coward in the face of adversity. The word "goat" is used as a "sports term" (greatest of all time) -the "family" of the man/woman is the persons team! Its literally all they work for, teach for, struggle for, so the kids can have a better life. An achiever even in the ghetto! against the urban city bullshit and showing that you can still bring up tough,strong, youth. For the most part, these legends have respect. Because they were able to keep their shit in line, dont get kids taken by CPS, and is lawyal to their FAMILY 100 percent. Alot of "stepped up" parents who take care of CPS kids are ghetto GOATS!They proved to be able to take care of the their kids or family by doing the right thing regardless of the outside influences.

did you see his instagram post? That foos a ghetto g.o.a.t! His dad slapped the shit out of him when he found out he joined a gang. He told him to do something about it? Since he's supposed to be hard now! His son didnt do anything! He coward with his head down. so he said his son is now "jumped out" the gang and if anyone n the gang watching his instagram had a problem with it they can come and see him too! Because in the end his dad is ready and willing to kill or die for his son, and for whats ultimately right! He respects his family, works hard takes care of them. Wtf that foo needed to join a gang for? Respect a ghetto GOAT if you got one. Dumb ass!

by TheOctopus November 9, 2022