catching buns

When a guy or girl is about to get down and dirty to do the nasty

I can't chill tonight because I'm catching buns

by Bluesky October 6, 2016

Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 October 5, 2016

Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 October 5, 2016

catchapoo

The catching of a person's poop with your bare hands and instantly smearing it on your chest.

I do enjoy me some catchapoo

by PandasPaw May 26, 2016

catch me if you can

a nicer way of telling someone, " stop being a stupid porchdog and at least try to give me a decent counter argument"

When you say catch me if you can to someone, you can't be considered a pundit because you'd know that what you said is true, it's on the other person to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that they are indeed not a porchdog.

by Sexydimma October 2, 2016

catch and release

when you dump your load in a whore's mouth and she proceeds to spit it out all over your cock or in the bathroom sink.

yo man I had this thot over Saturday night and she sucked my hanger so good I blew my load right in her mouth...but then she pulled the catch and release and spit it out in the sink.

by ballbat November 15, 2016

Catch and Release

The act of swiping a salty minnow through a dirty vagina followed by adding it to your pizza for a delicious treat.

Pettey: Did you just catch and release?
Flitton: Yea, this salty fish tastes great on this pie.

by Benitration November 27, 2016