PandasPaw's definitions

Lumber Turds

Very painful 15 minutes worth of pooping almost your insides out because of all the lumber you carry all day. It's usually a lot of sounds of pain followed by a sort of diarrhea pressure washer spray of poop.

Oh my God Bob has lumber turds, he's pooping his brains out. I can hear him screaming and the smell is very alien like.

by PandasPaw March 17, 2021

Sandwichmanishski

A co-worker that make amazing sandwichs for his co-workers and is basically everyones work wife.

Man i love Mark he's such a great Sandwichmanishski.

by PandasPaw March 20, 2024

Naughty Milkman

Typically a man with a gigantic dinosaur penis that is a male escort or male striptease hired to attend a party pretending to be a milkman.

Bro I just found out Mike is a Naughty Milkman every Friday and Saturday he is sent out to strip at private parties.

by PandasPaw November 10, 2022

Horse Girth

Typically a man that works in a lumber yard that has a very fat long dick.

Damn Ricky got that Horse Girth

by PandasPaw July 21, 2022

Baba Duce

Baba Duce is a gaint shit you take after a long and hard day of physical labor. This usually only occurs when you have spent holding a turd for at least 4 hours working very hard and it's the last thing you do before you clock out of work.

Since 12:00 I been holding a turd, now 15 minutes before the end of this long day I am going to go birth a Baba Duce

by PandasPaw January 13, 2021

turd rampage

When out of toilet paper you will seek out a news paper to wipe your ass.

Had a wonderful and amazing lunch however I went on a turd rampage since the bathroom was all out of toilet paper.

by PandasPaw June 22, 2016

in-between buffet

An oral sex activity that involves constant enjoyment of Partners crotch area.

I went to a in-between buffet with the wife last night.

by PandasPaw May 26, 2016