turd rampage

When out of toilet paper you will seek out a news paper to wipe your ass.

Had a wonderful and amazing lunch however I went on a turd rampage since the bathroom was all out of toilet paper.

by PandasPaw April 06, 2016

Lumber Turds

Very painful 15 minutes worth of pooping almost your insides out because of all the lumber you carry all day. It's usually a lot of sounds of pain followed by a sort of diarrhea pressure washer spray of poop.

Oh my God Bob has lumber turds, he's pooping his brains out. I can hear him screaming and the smell is very alien like.

by PandasPaw March 17, 2021

Baba Duce

Baba Duce is a gaint shit you take after a long and hard day of physical labor. This usually only occurs when you have spent holding a turd for at least 4 hours working very hard and it's the last thing you do before you clock out of work.

Since 12:00 I been holding a turd, now 15 minutes before the end of this long day I am going to go birth a Baba Duce

by PandasPaw January 13, 2021

Sandwichmanishski

A co-worker that make amazing sandwichs for his co-workers and is basically everyones work wife.

Man i love Mark he's such a great Sandwichmanishski.

by PandasPaw March 20, 2024

Horse Girth

Typically a man that works in a lumber yard that has a very fat long dick.

Damn Ricky got that Horse Girth

by PandasPaw July 22, 2022

in-between buffet

An oral sex activity that involves constant enjoyment of Partners crotch area.

I went to a in-between buffet with the wife last night.

by PandasPaw May 26, 2016

Naughty Milkman

Typically a man with a gigantic dinosaur penis that is a male escort or male striptease hired to attend a party pretending to be a milkman.

Bro I just found out Mike is a Naughty Milkman every Friday and Saturday he is sent out to strip at private parties.

by PandasPaw November 10, 2022