Definitions by PandasPaw
Naughty Milkman
Typically a man with a gigantic dinosaur penis that is a male escort or male striptease hired to attend a party pretending to be a milkman.
Bro I just found out Mike is a Naughty Milkman every Friday and Saturday he is sent out to strip at private parties.
Naughty Milkman by PandasPaw November 10, 2022
Lumber Turds
Very painful 15 minutes worth of pooping almost your insides out because of all the lumber you carry all day. It's usually a lot of sounds of pain followed by a sort of diarrhea pressure washer spray of poop.
Oh my God Bob has lumber turds, he's pooping his brains out. I can hear him screaming and the smell is very alien like.
Lumber Turds by PandasPaw March 17, 2021
Baba Duce
Baba Duce is a gaint shit you take after a long and hard day of physical labor. This usually only occurs when you have spent holding a turd for at least 4 hours working very hard and it's the last thing you do before you clock out of work.
Since 12:00 I been holding a turd, now 15 minutes before the end of this long day I am going to go birth a Baba Duce