Lumber Turds

Very painful 15 minutes worth of pooping almost your insides out because of all the lumber you carry all day. It's usually a lot of sounds of pain followed by a sort of diarrhea pressure washer spray of poop.

Oh my God Bob has lumber turds, he's pooping his brains out. I can hear him screaming and the smell is very alien like.

by PandasPaw March 17, 2021

Sandwichmanishski

A co-worker that make amazing sandwichs for his co-workers and is basically everyones work wife.

Man i love Mark he's such a great Sandwichmanishski.

by PandasPaw March 20, 2024

Naughty Milkman

Typically a man with a gigantic dinosaur penis that is a male escort or male striptease hired to attend a party pretending to be a milkman.

Bro I just found out Mike is a Naughty Milkman every Friday and Saturday he is sent out to strip at private parties.

by PandasPaw November 10, 2022

in-between buffet

An oral sex activity that involves constant enjoyment of Partners crotch area.

I went to a in-between buffet with the wife last night.

by PandasPaw May 26, 2016

catchapoo

The catching of a person's poop with your bare hands and instantly smearing it on your chest.

I do enjoy me some catchapoo

by PandasPaw May 26, 2016

turd rampage

When out of toilet paper you will seek out a news paper to wipe your ass.

Had a wonderful and amazing lunch however I went on a turd rampage since the bathroom was all out of toilet paper.

by PandasPaw June 22, 2016

female nutsack

A chubby fat area just under a females vagina

Bro she had a fat female nutsack down there.

by PandasPaw July 21, 2022