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Coronavirass

noun:

Coronavirass (not to be confused with the life threatening respiratory disease Coronavirus) is an accumulation of thiccness around the bumcheeks, specifically caused by a reduction in physical activities that would otherwise be undertaken if not for the quarantine protocals of the Coronavirus pandemic.

While the term Coronavirass pertains specifically to the booty, it is sometimes applied to lower body thiccness in general. A similar phenomenon that occurs on the upper body has been referred to as Quarrantiddies.
"After corona shut the gyms down my fitness and social life tanked. Now I just sit alone pretending my coronavirass is a balance ball chair."

"My girl Jane lookin' lockdown thicc. She had a juicy booty already but coronavirass too? Damn."

"I sure miss football practice, it's been cancelled for months because of lockdown. On the upside, I got me a comfy coronavirass!"

"Have you seen Mike since lockdown? Never seen a guy grow a coronavirass so fast. Amazing what missing a few games of croquet can do to you."
by ryanmemelands September 15, 2020
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Corona Boner

When a government authority or business will go to the extreme and stop at nothing to enforce the coronavirus horseshit.
God dammit, it's a holiday weekend and the campgrounds are closed. Yeah even the forest service got corona boners!
by Dik Hansom September 15, 2020
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Coronamare

Isolation-induced anxiety and depression paired with the living hell of Coronavirus symptoms.
When this Coronamare is over I will never take for granted another smell or pain-free day.
by BlueWaterRose September 21, 2020
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Corona time

Yay ! It’s corona time. Let’s change constitution and rule this country forever.
by Indian farmer September 22, 2020
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Corona Cumstain

A large puddle of cum that you develop over the time you are in quarantine by watching an unhealthy amount of porn.
Person 1: Dang thats a big Corona Cumstain. How long did it take you to make that?
Person 2: About 2 days
by sealo.-. September 23, 2020
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Coronavirus

The coronavirus is just a fucking disgrace but a blessing at the same time. It ruined so much fucking shit, but at the same time it really showed how stupid people really are in the real world (antimaskers)
by Dat_Boi33 September 23, 2020
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Corona Goggles

Similar to beer goggles, however its when you have been in lockdown for far too long that you would find anyone attractive. Especially when they are covered up by a face mask.
Am I really attracted to you or is it the corona goggles talking?
by tippycamelbak September 25, 2020
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