cause ur smart

when someone does something so stupid and then ask why?

Lee: "why did I just throw my cell phone away?"
Brigette: "cause ur smart."

by Brigette Squire May 31, 2007

clue bag

Suggested source of basic information for those clearly in need.

"Dude, you need to reach deep into the clue bag."

by Frim Fram November 14, 2007

closed up shop

When a woman's vagina no longer gets wet. She must use artificial lubricant.

Your mom closed up shop years ago.

by Richard999 March 30, 2016

In the Closest

Someone is in the closest if they are a displaying homosexual behaviour secretly.

In other words, someone is 'in the closest' if they are a homosexual but do not know it yet or have decided to ignore their actual feelings.

George Pinkett is 'in the closest' because he has not accepted that he is gay yet.

by Definition Monster 314 May 7, 2018

Lost Cause

Someone who can't be helped made cool, hip, or fun.

Walker: That 22 year old Tony had to search the term 'throwing shade' on Urban Dictionary

Sydney: He is SUCH a lost cause

by Face4Radio December 11, 2015

Close-Up

A week long "academy" for history buffs (AKA NERDS) in Washington, DC where high school geeks hook up while freaking on the dance floor only to end up shaking hands and walking away.

Dude, there were absolutely no hot guys at Close-Up!

by mayukiasaki March 26, 2009

santa clause

when a boy had a extremly white penis, that has bright red and/or orange pubic hair. giving it the efffect of santa clause because of the white and red/orange.

"jimmys red pubic hair and extremly pale penis gave him a santa clause."

by AliceBlack November 5, 2006