Gaarder

Last name that means "farmer" in Norway. Usually someone who posesses a large tool. Athletic, smart, but can't hold his booze. Can often be found with their head hanging below the porcelin rim. Usually has gas. Sometimes wears a Viking helmet.
He's a good Gaarder.
Man, what a Gaarder
by Richard999 February 03, 2010
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closed up shop

When a woman's vagina no longer gets wet. She must use artificial lubricant.
Your mom closed up shop years ago.
by Richard999 December 19, 2015
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