2 definitions by Richard999

closed up shop

When a woman's vagina no longer gets wet. She must use artificial lubricant.

Your mom closed up shop years ago.

by Richard999 December 19, 2015

Gaarder

Last name that means "farmer" in Norway. Usually someone who posesses a large tool. Athletic, smart, but can't hold his booze. Can often be found with their head hanging below the porcelin rim. Usually has gas. Sometimes wears a Viking helmet.

He's a good Gaarder.
Man, what a Gaarder

by Richard999 February 3, 2010