Definitions by Richard999

closed up shop 

When a woman's vagina no longer gets wet. She must use artificial lubricant.

Your mom closed up shop years ago.

closed up shop by Richard999 March 30, 2016

Gaarder 

Last name that means "farmer" in Norway. Usually someone who posesses a large tool. Athletic, smart, but can't hold his booze. Can often be found with their head hanging below the porcelin rim. Usually has gas. Sometimes wears a Viking helmet.

He's a good Gaarder.
Man, what a Gaarder

Gaarder by Richard999 February 3, 2010