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Gaarder

Last name that means "farmer" in Norway. Usually someone who posesses a large tool. Athletic, smart, but can't hold his booze. Can often be found with their head hanging below the porcelin rim. Usually has gas. Sometimes wears a Viking helmet.

He's a good Gaarder.
Man, what a Gaarder

by Richard999 February 3, 2010

closed up shop

When a woman's vagina no longer gets wet. She must use artificial lubricant.

Your mom closed up shop years ago.

by Richard999 March 30, 2016