The Captain of Mystery Missions. He is arguably one of the most awesome people ever because he lets his agents call and text him whenever they feel like it. Also, he sings for us while he does Livechats. We love him dearly, even though his abs break the internet.
Agent 1: I love Mr. Captain. He's so amazing. He let me call him and gave me a compliment
Agent 2: MR. CAPTAIN IS SEXY AS HELL
Agent 3: I like his abs... but they break the interwebz
Agent 2: MR. CAPTAIN IS SEXY AS HELL
Agent 3: I like his abs... but they break the interwebz
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Get the slapping the captain mug.A former US Navy officer who loves watching TV. He often sits with a remote in his hand, patting the sofa as if it were a ship. The most famous Sofa Captain is Captain Earl Pickles, USN Ret.
Earl: Hey Nelson, you want to sit here with your favorite Sofa Captain? I think 'The Flintstones' is on.
Nelson: You are a such a goof! Of course I'll sit there with you.
Earl: (like a sea captain) Aye aye! Clear sailing ahead, matey!
Nelson: (like a sea captain) Arrgh, the goodship Flintstones dead ahead!
Opal: Anybody want some brownies and milk? Sofa Captains needs their snacks, you know!
Nelson: You are a such a goof! Of course I'll sit there with you.
Earl: (like a sea captain) Aye aye! Clear sailing ahead, matey!
Nelson: (like a sea captain) Arrgh, the goodship Flintstones dead ahead!
Opal: Anybody want some brownies and milk? Sofa Captains needs their snacks, you know!
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Example: "I wanted to be the swag captain of the football team, but our quarterback has much more swag than me."
Example: "When we went out as a family for dinner, my father was definitly the swag captain of the family, considering his outfit."
Example: "When we went out as a family for dinner, my father was definitly the swag captain of the family, considering his outfit."
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