Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021

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Booking a rip

Freight Terminology for when a broker books a load that has a lot of margin

Booking a rip

Sales Rep: "That young feller over there just booked me a ripper the other day"

Female Co workers: "You ever notice he gets more attractive everytime he books a rip?"

Male Co workers: "Bro, he's such a chad man he just booked a rip"

by RipperX December 19, 2022

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booked

Out of it, Rough

"Tom was looking booked today"
"I don't think he slept last night"

by Ihavenocluewhattodoforthis June 4, 2019

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Face book

while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.

I surprised my new girlfriend with a face book shower last night, and man was she angry.

by Theoriginalbugsy December 28, 2020

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