Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 07, 2021

Super carrier

A real douchebag of a postal carrier, typically a cca or ptf, but not limited to full-time regular, who management continues to put up with. Continuously causes issue including call offs, and other disciplinary actions, yet continue to go unpunished.

Did you hear that super carrier Williams called off again?

by Unknownpostman October 06, 2021