Jesse: Bro, let’s go to the comic book store
Sam: But can I be on Reddit?
Jesse: bro. Do you even know what coming to the comic book store MEANS?
Sam: it’s not even in the definition to not be on Reddit
Jesse: *see above*
Sam: But can I be on Reddit?
Jesse: bro. Do you even know what coming to the comic book store MEANS?
Sam: it’s not even in the definition to not be on Reddit
Jesse: *see above*
by StagnantMDMA September 1, 2025
Get the Coming to the comic book storemug. by Sir long schlong December 4, 2021
Get the Booking my tourmug. Random attacker: *starts repeatedly hitting a guy with a book*
Guy: OW OW OW! hey man stop Body Booking me I didn’t even do anything wrong
Guy: OW OW OW! hey man stop Body Booking me I didn’t even do anything wrong
by Female sans June 11, 2018
Get the Body Bookingmug. Our Scarra, who art in heaven, dognitas be thy name, thy donger come, thy dong be done, in LoL as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bowflex, and forgive us of our #heimermechanics, as we forgive those who #heimermechanic against us, and lead us not into FrankerZ, but deliver us from Odee.
Praise the Lord and everlasting Scarra, praise his son Qtpie, our savior, and praise the holy dong, it flows through us all and gives us life. For without the dong, man would not have conquered the bowflex, and the world would be lost to FrankerZ.
At the table, Qtpie took the bread, gave thanks and said "take this all of you, this is my body, it has been given up for you. Do this in memory of me." When supper was finished, Qtpie took the cup, gave thanks and said, "take this and drink from it, this is my blood, it has been shed for you and for all so that your sins may be forgiven, do this in memory of me."
And when Qtpie looked upon summoners rift and, behold, it was corrupt; for the FrankerZ had corrupted his way on the rift.
(Book of Dong 6:12)
And Qtpie said to Scarra, "The end of all minions is to come before me; for the rift is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the dong."
(Book of Dong 6:13)
And so Scarra said that it was to rain for 40 days and 40 nights, so Qtpie gathered up all of the dongers, FrankerZs and bowflexes, and he build himself a great ship, an arc, and it was where he would save dognitas from the calamity.
Praise the Lord and everlasting Scarra, praise his son Qtpie, our savior, and praise the holy dong, it flows through us all and gives us life. For without the dong, man would not have conquered the bowflex, and the world would be lost to FrankerZ.
At the table, Qtpie took the bread, gave thanks and said "take this all of you, this is my body, it has been given up for you. Do this in memory of me." When supper was finished, Qtpie took the cup, gave thanks and said, "take this and drink from it, this is my blood, it has been shed for you and for all so that your sins may be forgiven, do this in memory of me."
And when Qtpie looked upon summoners rift and, behold, it was corrupt; for the FrankerZ had corrupted his way on the rift.
(Book of Dong 6:12)
And Qtpie said to Scarra, "The end of all minions is to come before me; for the rift is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the dong."
(Book of Dong 6:13)
And so Scarra said that it was to rain for 40 days and 40 nights, so Qtpie gathered up all of the dongers, FrankerZs and bowflexes, and he build himself a great ship, an arc, and it was where he would save dognitas from the calamity.
by theFreddy99 June 25, 2017
Get the Book of Dongmug. by BIG daDDi bRown May 23, 2018
Get the Bookmug. A book fucker is a dick less shit who loves masturbating on the pages of books even though he can get pussy.
by Konan the Paper Lady September 5, 2021
Get the Book Fuckermug. by Wordilator January 23, 2021
Get the Golden star bookmug.