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boner narcalepsy

a medical condition restricted to male's caused by abnormally large erections that very suddenly drain all the blood from the brain when it's required to erect the penis inturn causing the patient to loose concousness.
So the doctor finally diagnosed my problem bro, he says it's a clear case of boner narcalepsy| , I geuss your mom was right man!
by Vendetta Fist September 19, 2017
mugGet the boner narcalepsymug.

Boner Negotiation

When you have a throbbing, pulsating boner but she is still talking about her mom, so you breathe deeply through your nose and fight off the ape within.
My unwillingness to make a move on Alyssa led to me having to perform Boner Negotiation on myself.
by TheFirmHandshake May 15, 2020
mugGet the Boner Negotiationmug.

Boner Resistant

Someone who is exceedingly ugly or repulsive that you can't possibly be attracted to them. Turning off the lights won't even help this person.
Dude, this chick I saw last night at the club was so ugly, she was boner resistant!
by 1812marine May 27, 2016
mugGet the Boner Resistantmug.

turtle boner

A short dude who likes to go for taller chicks that are way out of his league.
Wow, did you hear that Luke started dating Sarah. What a turtle boner.
by Dik chez October 14, 2018
mugGet the turtle bonermug.

Nano-boner

A small twitch of the penis caused by sexual thoughts or stimuli.
"Okay, sir, could you pull down your pants so I could have a look at the problem. Just relax, sir, nothing to be embarassed about."
"Certainly."
"Ah okay, it seems to be a standard skin condition on the top of the penis, nothing to worry about. My 20-year-old daughter had the same thing on her breasts. She..."
"..."
"Oh dear, I'm sorry about that twitch it just did."
"In the profession we call that a nano-boner!"
by Autonova May 6, 2010
mugGet the Nano-bonermug.

ambulance boner

The unfortunate act of popping am erection whilest being strapped down in an ambulance.
Last night was so embarrassing when it ended with an ambulance boner.
by Madigan90 December 21, 2016
mugGet the ambulance bonermug.

Boner Disease

When a man is unable to keep it in his pants, regardless of marital status. Often referred to as “sex addiction” by those irresponsible men seeking an excuse.
Damn Jenny...I bet he told you he had boner disease...that jerk!
by jennyboner October 29, 2019
mugGet the Boner Diseasemug.

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