Bloody Gun Slinger

A vile sex act when you have sex with a girl while she is on her period, then take your dick out and slap her in the face with it, while promptly shooting your load in her eye.

After watching that movie, I'm gunna show her a bloody gun slinger.

by badgay January 6, 2009

Guns Gone Wild!

An unexpected lucky break. Or when despite the odds everything seems to be going your way.

Guns gone wild!!! I win again!!!

by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010

Machine Gun Reflex

The sudden impulse to turn around and smile at your friends the first time you fire a fully automatic weapon.

-This phenomenon also happens each time you shoot an automatic weapon larger in caliber than your previous experience.

Guy #1- Dude, I got to shoot a .50 cal for the first time today and I was all smiles.

Guy #2- Sounds like you couldnt hold back the machine gun reflex.
Guy #1- Well they say, "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon".

by epimethius05 March 11, 2010

Machine Gun Spamming

Shooting an unlimited ammo machine gun in an FPS game like any Halo game and Call of Duty 4 or something like that.

I was playing Halo 3 on Live and this guy was machine gun spamming a rock and it annoyed my dog who was watching me play. He got used to it and started masturbating.

by Dan the =EPIC= Man June 16, 2009

machine gun theory

when a man is hitting on multiple women in hopes of at least landing one, similar to a spray and pray with a machine gun, since during a spray and pray there is always a high chance that at least one bullet will hit its mark.

Joseph was super horny, so he utilised the renowned machine gun theory to get some pussy.

by PapoTruco00976 April 24, 2018

top gun maverick

the movie with a beach scene and a lot of guys with abs/ back abs.

“have you seen the new top gun maverick movie??”
“yassssss it had so many hot guys.”
“omg right?!?! like did you see miles teller?”
“he’s my fave.”

by prude101 June 10, 2022

guns and Jesus candidate

An increasingly popular phrase used to describe Mike Pence who has now thrown his asshat into the ring.

It is as yet unclear whether or not Mr Pence has fully embraced the phrase, ‘guns and Jesus candidate,’ but he does admit that he feels it has a clever ring to it.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2023