Urba-tard 

An Urba-tard is a person who is not smart enough to figure out that the purpose of Urban Dictionary is to post various kinds of URBAN SLANG, and other words used by different groups of people, which are NOT found in regular dictionaries.

To make things more plain and simple for the unsure, Urban Dictionary IS NOT for: listing famous people, things, or events and commenting on them; people to post their own name, defined by an endless series of compliments; inventing excruciatlingly unfunny insults for the purpose of naming a real individual you don't like in the example; or other stupid crap. If any of these examples sound like you, congratulations, you're an Urba-tard.

Brad: hey I think I'll make up a word on Urban Dictionary no one has ever heard of, then give my ex-wife's name in the example.

Real friend: maybe you should stop being an Urba-tard and take responsibility for the fact you don't know how to sexually please women.

Urba-tard by RudyPseudo III August 22, 2025

She-Tard

A woman who by all physical accounts looks to be normal but is VERY stupid. A female who makes stupid decisions constantly and the only reason she’s prob not dead is most likely men in her life have saved her repeatedly from consequences.

Dude, did you hear about Kim? She met a guy at a bar and left with him alone then got robbed. What? She’s lucky she’s not dead. She should know better, what a she-tard!

She-Tard by Fo-Sho-Nuff November 12, 2025

Cuck Tard

An oftentimes blue or green haired liberal-communist-femme dude that lets his woman get dicked down by hundreds of other dudes while on camera — all while he guzzles down Adderall to try to argue with politically conservative people about how an innocent firefighter, father, and husband deserved to get put down like he did by another furry pedo sick fuck— just bc he was protecting his wife and daughters from the bullet they would of got// all bc they was st a trump rally. Ol dick in the booty ass punk boy.

Destiny is one of the most unimportant unimpressive cuck tards I’ve ever known

Cuck Tard by JaeNikDoh November 18, 2025

Cis-tard

A cis-tard is a cisgender person who pretends to be discriminated against by transgender people. For example, a cis-tard is a person who would view educating children about transgender people or having a transgender coworker as discrimination against themself, simply because not everyone on Earth is cisgender.

Here's a 1000% accurate impression of a cis-tard.
"waa waaa im a cistard i think that trans people r evil waa waa someone comfort me for being 99.9% of the world population waa waa i love pretending to be discriminated against"

Cis-tard by spacekitty17x April 10, 2026

Cali-Tard

An invasive species that migrates from California to any other state bringing with it it's Leftist Socialist mindset and ideologies.

There goes another cali-tard driving up home values in the neighborhood and being a total bitch socialist Karen...

Cali-Tard by Reverend Greybeard April 23, 2026

e-tard

a person who acts like a retard online

Person A: "bro why is my brother being an e-tard on twitter rn"
Person B: "he's just going through something, stupid e-tard"
Person C (Brother): "fuck you"

e-tard by obesepenguin21 April 30, 2026

Pulling the Tard Card 

When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.

Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.

Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!

Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!

Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!

Pulling the Tard Card by H. Peralta November 11, 2012