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counter sunk turd

This is created when biting the pillow and coping a large sausage up the date and taking it for the team
The sewerage workers encountered many counter sunk turds after last night's 'pooftas on parade' gay mardi gras.
by biggles2153 July 10, 2010
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Turd world problems

When you have sat down on the toilet for a shit, and you realise you don't have your smart phone.
Oh for fuck's sake, the turtle is poking his head out, and my phone is downstairs. Turd world problems are the worst.
by bumchutney September 21, 2014
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turd burglar

a person u comes in the middle of the nite with a plunger and steals ur turds out of ur toilet
by gretchen August 31, 2003
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turd nuggets

Literal or figurative pieces of excrement presented to a lover to irrevocably communicate the end of a relationship. The nuggeter leaves turd nuggets in the nuggetee's toilet to communicate the breakup rather than using traditional means such as text messages and Post-It notes. Figuratively, turd nuggets can refer to any improper, embarrassing or foul act that unmistakably signals the end of romantic interest.
K: "Are you still seeing Whats-his-face from Boston?"
B: "Nahh, that shit wasn't happening. Left him turd nuggets!"
by owningThis February 8, 2010
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turd burgular

When you defecate but forget to flush only to come back later and find your cat pawing at said turd as if it was planning to steal it.
I caught my cat being a turd burgular last night.
by Sancez December 26, 2005
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Turd-Miner

There is no definition that can explain the harsh, back-breaking work that My Great-Great Great-Great-Grand-Father did when he was 3 years old.
Sadly, to make a living, My Great-Great Great-Great-Grand-Father Was a Poor Virginia Turd-Miner, working for no more than three cents a week
by The BIZ December 26, 2004
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turd sucker

A cigar smoker,someone who smokes cigars with gusto.
"Look at Bob over there . I didnt know he was a turd sucker,sucking on that cigar . He could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe . No wonder he is in management".
by NewGene Fucundus November 28, 2006
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