This is created when biting the pillow and coping a large sausage up the date and taking it for the team
The sewerage workers encountered many counter sunk turds after last night's 'pooftas on parade' gay mardi gras.
by biggles2153 July 10, 2010
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by bumchutney September 21, 2014
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K: "Are you still seeing Whats-his-face from Boston?"
B: "Nahh, that shit wasn't happening. Left him turd nuggets!"
B: "Nahh, that shit wasn't happening. Left him turd nuggets!"
by owningThis February 8, 2010
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by Sancez December 26, 2005
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Sadly, to make a living, My Great-Great Great-Great-Grand-Father Was a Poor Virginia Turd-Miner, working for no more than three cents a week
by The BIZ December 26, 2004
Get the Turd-Miner mug."Look at Bob over there . I didnt know he was a turd sucker,sucking on that cigar . He could suck a golf ball through a hose pipe . No wonder he is in management".
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