hot pockets

When someone gets so obese that "hot pockets," or patches of fat, form on their lower back. The person becomes so plump that these two spots on the back become taught rolls that look like hot pockets - the food.

I finally got hot pockets, I guess I'm ready for Gastric Bypass Surgery now!

by Jasper3 August 3, 2007

Hot Pocketing

When you go into someones house, casually walk into their bedroom, crawl onto the bed, pull down your pants and take a massive shit between the sheets and fold them back over for your victim to find.

When I got home from work I wanted to just lie down and take a nap, but some asshole had been hot pocketing and my fucking bed was full of shit so I had to spend the afternoon burning my bed instead.

by BreadstickMagician December 8, 2016

Pocket Tennis

When a large-limbed man wears swetpants or shors without underwear, his penis being wacked/slapped from left to right by his legs when walking, or by both hands in his pockets

I had a half-boner earlyer. I tought i might sign up for the pocket tennis league

by Mwtr123 December 23, 2022

Thot Pocket

Vagina

Your sister sells her thot pocket for $5 on the corner.

by Bbrrookkee March 5, 2019

Pocket Voicemailing

(V) When someone accidently pocket calls you and leaves a really long voicemail of background noises.

Guy1: man, Louise pocket called me at 2:44 in the morning. And left a voicemail.
Guy2: really? What he say?
Guy1: nothing! It just sounded like a bunch of people talking and yelling in the background!
Guy2: oh. He was Pocket voicemailing you! Wow, too funny.

by sYk0t1Ck April 18, 2010

fairy pocket

The genteel term for the female genitalia

I'm the snuggly-wuggliest pixie in the whole of toyland, and this is my fairy pocket.

by cbmtrx December 27, 2007

jelly pocket

to spread the vagina with grape jelly then eat it out

i turned that girls vagina into a jelly pocket

by erob1i981 December 15, 2008