Sloppy Texter 

noun.

A texter that consistently sends texts that are seasoned with random letters, punctuations, and wildly mis-spelled words. Even a trained translator might have trouble deciphering a sloppy texter's message.

Chrissy's text: Hey, how was the party last night?

Sloppy Texter Reply: Bbe/ : ) tha partyu qwasnt! bad evnthough. i chppedd d my tooth. on the keg? hw r u.?

Sloppy Texter by tamUHra October 30, 2011

Textify 

To use messages stored on smartphones as evidence in court proceedings.

Yesterday on Judge Judy, this girl used her iPhone to textify that the defendant had sent several messages promising to repay her the 3 grand she spent bailing him out. That proved it wasn't a gift.

Textify by Eva Genius October 12, 2010

Textoid

A person who becomes so wrapped up in texting that they become oblivious to the outside world.

That textoid just caused a 6 car pile-up on the freeway.

Textoid by amnesiavictim July 10, 2009

Textual Satisfaction 

The feeling you get when your phone has a new message/missed call.

"dude I've been having textual satisfaction all day I already have 5 new messages."

Textual Satisfaction by SoccerKid3310 May 9, 2010

lol texter

type of person who uses the phrase 'lol' after almost everything in a text.

commonly found among teenagers, but among adults too who still think they're "hip and with it"

"hey whats up lol"

"yeah lol"

"where are you lol"

(phrases commonly used by the lol texter)

lol texter by Miss Watson December 16, 2009

Textident 

Accidentally text messaging the wrong person - generally due to the fact you have two of the same names in your phone book

I made a big textident and invited the wrong beotch to my party...

Textident by killakai February 11, 2007

Textroversy 

An argument or heated discussion in which takes place between two or more people via text message.

Person 1: omg I'm so sick of ur shit
Person 2: well my shit isn't as bad as ur's
Person 47: would u guy's just stfu and leave it b. Some1 needs 2 end this textroversy!

Textroversy by donkeypunchyou March 26, 2009