Sprinklery

A person that, without the intention to, spits while talking.

Man, Todd is so sprinklery that whenever I go talk to him, I get all wet.

by Marco Tulio Nardi February 14, 2009

shrinket

a short psychiatrist

I can't meet you for coffee. I have an appointment with my shrinket today.

by Mystery Meat 4U October 27, 2010

stink ear

The cat version of stink eye - when their ears are lowered against their head.

i accidently stepped on my cat's tail and he's been giving me stink ears all day.

by cyndij November 19, 2010

Shrink

The moral authoritarian who controls the concerned people who add fish to your beer, to help your adrenal glands to shrink.

'In the name of theft, I pretend to be a eugenicist on moral grounds to hide behind the former cavalry officers (plantation owners - US) that make up the stock and trade of the monied upper classes, as I rape the intellect of the country' - the shrink shrinks shrinking, shrinkage continues. Compare to the better life, - the drink drinks drinking, drinkage continues...

by smilerthegayriler May 28, 2018

Skrinkles

Skrinkles are things that hang off the end of an unclean mans cock, smell of cheese and somtimes have inhabitants of small weevil beasties! Kim couldn't believe her luck when Harry undressed, dried skrinkles hanging from his junk.

Bertha couldn't believe it when Snoobert invited her to tongue his skrinkles.

by TheRightStuff9 February 25, 2018

Stink Hat

The putrid act of doing the unthinkable on someones head (or, ideally, face)

Back in college we would prank our dorm mates by sneaking up on them, holding them down and givin' em a big fat stink hat

by Haunch Tickler December 29, 2018

Insta-stink

When one's fart is so volatile that the instant it is released it stinks up the room. Also known as "immediate stink".

Alex: I just farted, and I would re-locate NOW because it just may be an insta-stink!

Sarah: ::is already running away::

by Sarah3107 October 15, 2010