Insta-Jerky

Another word for bacon

Fry me up some of that delicious pork flavored Insta-Jerky!

by Cratered MoonUnit January 22, 2011

Road Jerky

A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.

The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.

by The Plowman November 29, 2012

fraternity jerky

When a fraternity creates beef jerky in order to pay for maintenance costs. May contain semen.

Hey frosh, wanna buy some fraternity jerky? It goes to a good cause.

by a concerned citizen02 November 20, 2013

Beef jerky

Being forced to give an old black guy a handjob.

Kris: Hey Tom, I was forced to give an old black guy a handjob..

Tom: Ah dude, that's nasty. You gave him a beef jerky!

by Old man handjob. May 23, 2017

Cock jerky

Slang for old man dick

That wrinkled dick is cock jerky

by Clitcruncher75 July 20, 2017

turkey jerky

A handjob that a gal gives a not-overly-bright guy in exchange for his assisting her in some way (passing her a few bucks, helping her with homework, giving her a ride, doing a little work on her bike/car, etc.), when she knows full well that his generosity on her behalf is worth far more than just a momentary/temporary sexual pleasure.

Dude #1: Yo, where ya been, Bro?? Da game is nearly at half-time --- you were gonna sit and watch da whole show with me!
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, Man --- sorry I'm late, but I was helping Tiffany to finish up her algebra homework --- she'd already paid me for my efforts, so I didn't wanna run out on her till I was done.
Dude #1: Tiffany PAID you for your work? Dat gal is such a spendthrift that she hasn't got a dime to her name most of da time! What'd she pay ya with?
Dude #2 (flushing a little): Oh, she let me play with her boobs while she "relieved the pressure".
Dude #1: Ahhhhh... she gave ya da ol' turkey jerky routine, eh?

by QuacksO November 29, 2017

Sweaty Jerky

The act of masturbating under your covers to the point of being so hot that you sweat, and are forced to rush your orgasm so you can resurface for fresh air.

"I tried a sweaty jerky last night before bed, and thought I was going to pass out from the heat."

by Bird-Watcher November 30, 2017