jizz wagon

(noun) An insult that is usually used as a synonym for: retard, pussy, cunt, dipshit, really anything that you want. It's origin come from sperm dumpster, which is used to call a girl a slut. But jizz wagon can be used as anything. The wagon meaning you are full of jizz. Not having any relation to the idea of slutiness.

Guy A: Dude you suck at that
Guy B: Stfu u jizz wagon

Guy A: Wait so is today Monday?
Guy B: No its friday u fuckin jizz wagon

Guy A: I dont wanna fight you
Guy B: Why not, you jizz wagon.

by Yonce's lover May 15, 2014

jizz pizza

When a girl with bad acne gets a face full of cum

Dude I totally just made a jizz pizza out of her face

by Bluntsfordays February 28, 2016

jizz christ

A special benediction the priest gives you after the service.

Met a hot girl last night and she asked me if I was a christian. I told her I was more into Jizz Christ!

by Shuaman July 20, 2017

Chin Jizz

The term given when one appears to have sperm on the lower region of their face; the chin.

"Woah man, that chick had SERIOUS chin jizz!"
"I know man, that guy must of EXPLODED!"

by Lozman July 30, 2006

Poop Jizz

When sperm trickles out of someones ass it is poop jizz.

Justin Bieber's conception was due to poop jizz dribbling south.

by Archturious August 14, 2011

Bee jizz

Another word for Honey.

Jim: I sure do love me some sweet bee jizz

by Jax Bline May 31, 2017

jizz goggles

Either prescription or sun glasses that blocks an eye full of ejaculate.

Check out those huge jizz goggles on that chick.

by khemeckal August 28, 2005