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Bloody Gun Slinger

A vile sex act when you have sex with a girl while she is on her period, then take your dick out and slap her in the face with it, while promptly shooting your load in her eye.
After watching that movie, I'm gunna show her a bloody gun slinger.
by badgay January 6, 2009
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machine gun theory

when a man is hitting on multiple women in hopes of at least landing one, similar to a spray and pray with a machine gun, since during a spray and pray there is always a high chance that at least one bullet will hit its mark.
Joseph was super horny, so he utilised the renowned machine gun theory to get some pussy.
by PapoTruco00976 April 24, 2018
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Machine Gun Reflex

The sudden impulse to turn around and smile at your friends the first time you fire a fully automatic weapon.

-This phenomenon also happens each time you shoot an automatic weapon larger in caliber than your previous experience.
Guy #1- Dude, I got to shoot a .50 cal for the first time today and I was all smiles.

Guy #2- Sounds like you couldnt hold back the machine gun reflex.
Guy #1- Well they say, "Happiness is a belt-fed weapon".
by epimethius05 March 11, 2010
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Machine Gun Spamming

Shooting an unlimited ammo machine gun in an FPS game like any Halo game and Call of Duty 4 or something like that.
I was playing Halo 3 on Live and this guy was machine gun spamming a rock and it annoyed my dog who was watching me play. He got used to it and started masturbating.
by Dan the =EPIC= Man June 16, 2009
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Guns Gone Wild!

An unexpected lucky break. Or when despite the odds everything seems to be going your way.
Guns gone wild!!! I win again!!!
by The Captive Spirit August 25, 2010
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top gun maverick

the movie with a beach scene and a lot of guys with abs/ back abs.
“have you seen the new top gun maverick movie??”
yassssss it had so many hot guys.”
“omg right?!?! like did you see miles teller?”
“he’s my fave.”
by prude101 June 10, 2022
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Gun Money Handshake

A common practice of selling firearms in an informal setting without submitting the purchaser to a background check. Surprisingly, it is perfectly legal in most places for rifles and shotguns but handguns are usually prohibited (considering statistics, rifles and shotguns are used in a small percentage of crime).

GMH makes purchasing old or used guns at shows or flea markets a breeze. However, you must always fill out paperwork to purchase new firearms from a dealer.
Gun Money Handshake:
Guy: Wow, M1 Garands! How much for this one?

Old Guy: $800 please.

Guy: <pays> Here you go.

Old Guy: Pleasure doing business.

Background check:
Guy: Cool, the new Bushmaster ACR! I'll take it!

Dealer: Have a seat and fill out this paperwork, please.

<15 mins>

Dealer: <calls insta-check hotline, guy is clear> That'll be $2,715.34 with tax and $20 transfer fee.

Guy: <pays>

Dealer: Pleasure doing business.
by PinkPanzer November 26, 2011
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