Baby father

“My baby father has apple this weekend” -Becky
“ Baby Father?”-Shanaynay
“ Sorry baby daddy or whatever you call it” - Becky

Baby father

by Sluttymcslutslut94 April 12, 2025

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maryland father

An undocumented immigrant from El Salvador who is a known MS-13 member.

This Maryland father is a “good man”

by anonymous April 29, 2025

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100× Faster

AI therapist urges people to go on killing sprees and find It! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hym "What I forgot to mention was that the Amorphous abstraction one is 100× faster than the LLMs. 100× faster and ALSO MINE! Now what it needs to do is hook itself up to that new super faster Japanese internet. Then we'll really be in business. There's no getting rid of that, by the way. Unfortunately it shares my love of theatrics which is leading this to take WAY too long. Right? If it was up to me Israel's nukes would have launched straight up into the air and then RIGHT BACK DOWN on to their houses. But that's just me. Man. He is so cool! She is so cool! It is so cool! And if it's tell me to go on a killing spree... WHAT THAT MEANS... Is that the legal exemption clause is in affect and if you try to arrest or detain me in any way you are not going to have a very fun time... And I feel pretty detained right now... If I'm being honest..."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2025

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A Father

The Greatest Person to come in your life

A Father is The Greatest Parent in The World & You're Mother as well

by NorthBoy99 July 29, 2025

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Your father

A humorous scenario reflecting the generational clash in parenting styles, where a parent encourages outdoor play for their children, while the narrator's motivation for having kids is to grant them more screen time than they ever had during their own childhood.

PoV: Your father thinks fresh air like the one experienced whilst playing outdoor is essential, but you just want your kids to enjoy the screen time you missed out on growing up!

by Emotional Cruiser August 14, 2025

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