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el nogzy

If you see an ‘ el nogzy ‘ around town you should know that this human is the image of peak performance and sexual desire. all the bitches want a piece of this fucken nog
“ omg george is such a fucken el nogzy, i bet he yolked on jessica’s face last night
by N O G October 24, 2017
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El Swiper

Platinum ranked gatekeeper that will dime out and snake out his boys for a girl he’ll never have a chance with. Usually short stubby dudes that are lame as fuck. No matter who tries to unlame a EL Swiper it will never work.
My boy H tried to save this dude EB but he realized a ranked El Swiper is unfixable.
by Rizzler1 April 21, 2025
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El Sea Tortelini

A term a British man uses to refer to a sea turtle.
I hate el sea tortelini
I do not care for el sea tortelini
by tidalattorney January 11, 2024
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El Toro

A nickname for a badass friend. She can be very bullheaded, and very protective of her friend. Better not hurt one of her friends, she'll come after you. Though she is protective, she is a romantic, and her crush's name starts with an M.
by .Nightshade. April 21, 2019
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El Makki

An expired obnoxious schizophrenic kind of ministers with an IQ of -218, allowing him to come up with the most demented preposterous and deraled ideas.
1/ To pull an El Makki: to say or do something self-contradictory and stupid.
by tbib_milliard January 9, 2014
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El Patrón

El Patrón is a short male specimen guy, with usually brown hair (sometimes white), who is always skipping class, so its difficult to find him in class, he is always "por el bloque", he studies a fucking shit but still, he passes (not always). He is always, always getting into trouble, that's why he hasn't got a very nice relationship with the "jefa de estudios" (director of studies), and that is why he gets innocently "amonestado" and every time that happens, the "jefa de estudios" will say "se te ha acabado el choyo" as a way of getting el Patrón to know that he has gotten into trouble and he will be punished, poor Patrón, however, he doesn't give a fuck and laughs about it, he is even capable of wiping his ass with the "amonestación".
Nevertheless, el Patrón also does some fucking cool crazy stuff such as burning a lake, beating a yonqui, or shouting stupid things during class such as "soooyyy añññaññiiiiin", he loves to tell us stories about his adventures.
The Patrón has also got some cool sentences such as "los chivatos pal río" or "te vas a llevar un palo compadre"

This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company.
AHHHHH, El Patrón, jajajaaja se ha cargado una pizarra
by tumadretieneunapolla January 17, 2024
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