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catching the crazy turkey

It starts with a turkey...and ends with sex in a bed.
by Gold team 16 February 27, 2018
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catch second

Unable able to achieve orgasm due to large amount of drugs in system.
Buford: Man I was banging a girl for a couple hours and I couldn’t CATCH SECOND.
by E. Rick Shin March 4, 2018
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Cotch

1. To hang out and smoke weed on your own or with others.

2. Alternate for weed

3. Used to describe something good/interesting
1. "You guys want to cotch later?"

"we're going to cotch at Sam's house later"

2. "Where did you put the cotch?"

"Dude, I bought 2g of cotch, you wanna come over and smoke?"

3. "Titanfall 2 is pretty cotch when you're stoned"

"There is nothing more cotch than a lava lamp"
by RDLR March 4, 2018
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Catchphrase Intended

When a sentence you write/type comes out like more of a catchphrase than the pun it was intending to be.
It’s more of an ice cream if it’s in a cone, it’s not a gelato if it’s not in a cup. Catchphrase Intended
by wiseowlforums May 25, 2018
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catch them feels

When you be starting to feel a certain way, catching feelings for someone. Mostly when they don't feel the same way.
I've hung out with him this last week, and I think I'm starting to catch them feels for him.
by Murduhmur June 1, 2018
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Catch 44

A catch-44 is a situation where funding and support is said to be available from government bodies however defining eligibility for the funding and how to properly articulate the application restricts access by those that most require it.

The term was coined by Hayden Stowell in 2015 in his frustration to establish eligibility for research and development funding from Callaghan Innovation, a Crown entity of New Zealand with the task of making New Zealand business more innovative.

This dilemma further exasperated the fast growing indigenous māori tech start-up community with other Crown entities following suit with confusing and poorly articulated application questionnaires combined with frustratingly inefficient systems to qualify and process submitted applications.

Although conceived in jest based on the paradoxical Catch 22 phrase, the seriousness and frequency of similar dilemma’s saw the phrase become widely adopted in other parts of the world. Catch 44 is now a widely used phrase to describe any situation where funding or valuable contracts have been promoted by either the government or public sectors, however securing them seems virtually un-achievable to all but a very select few for the reasons mentioned above.
"The state government constantly says how there is significant funding available for projects such as ours. The catch 44 is that it is virtually impossible to secure due to how complicated the application process is."
by Liddle_Razkal July 16, 2018
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Cutchillitouchcock

Bonefida male medical condition in which a males hands naturally wanders on his appendage, after cutting a chilli. This debilitating condition causes great discomfort and pain. To be avoided at all costs.
Arrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Shit! Fuck! My cock is on fire! I forgot about cutting that chilli..fuck you cutchillitouchcock call an ambulance!
by Peenutz October 12, 2018
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