Peenutz's definitions

Yuletide Perineum

The period between Christmas and New Year when you are sick of turkey and Twiglets, and have no idea what day, week or month it is

Hey, Happy Yuletide Perineum, have a twiglet..umm what day is it?

by Peenutz December 29, 2019

Cutchillitouchcock

Bonefida male medical condition in which a males hands naturally wanders on his appendage, after cutting a chilli. This debilitating condition causes great discomfort and pain. To be avoided at all costs.

Arrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Shit! Fuck! My cock is on fire! I forgot about cutting that chilli..fuck you cutchillitouchcock call an ambulance!

by Peenutz October 12, 2018

SYNT

SYNT - See You Next Tuesday. A way of avoiding Facebook bots when calling someone a cunt!

Zuckerberg is an absolute SYNT!

by Peenutz March 3, 2021