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Uppity Cracker 

1. A white person who talks way too much.
2. A record label created by Mindless Self Indulgence in 1999 when they couldn't get signed to a record label.
1. That white piece of shit was such a uppity cracker! Bitch couldn't keep his ass shut.
2. Dude, MSI is on a record label known as uppity crack since typical record labels are full of shit these days.
Uppity Cracker by emo_bitchy_lord January 27, 2023

Russian Party Cracker's 

Russian party cracker's, or RPC, is a game usually played at celibratory events.
To play Russian party cracker's, you need to get 2 standard issue confetti style poppers.
Tie the 2 trigger strings together, then challenge your friend or colleague to a game of Russian party cracker's.

Each contestant is to take the barrel of their popper and aim it at their face. Then on the count of three you pull your barrel or end, as you would with a traditional christmas cracker, and the victor is declared to be the one who's face is not covered in confetti.

Other variants include Spicy Russian party cracker's, in order to play this variant you need to load the barrel containg the confetti with hot sauce.
Ahhhhh daaaaammmnnn, I got done in the eye again whilst playing Russian party cracker's.
Russian Party Cracker's by JAMBALLZ September 21, 2011

Insta-Graham Cracker 

1. A white guy who uses Instagram constantly.

2. A graham cracker iced to look like the Instagram logo.
Girl: Do you see Ryan? He's so hot, but he's such an Insta-Graham Cracker!
Guy: More like Insta-Whore. He just does it to score with Jessica.

cocker spaniel 

The act in which a pantsless male crawls around on all fours with his junk tucked between his legs and protruding out the other side in imitation of a non-neutered dog. Usually used for comedic purposes.
I really wish I hadn't ever seen you doing the cocker spaniel.
cocker spaniel by uh da cheat October 28, 2004

cracker trap 

1. an event or item that catches the attention of caucasians, usually resulting in those said people being ripped off by shady sellers

2. To lure white people into paying for something not worth what they are spending
1. "Dude, the white lady at that flea market bought five pairs of Gucci knock-offs!"
"Yeah, that place is such a cracker trap."

2. "Man, these asians really know how to give a good deal on these tours of the lake."
"Man, that's their fish-pond. You got cracker-trapped!"
cracker trap by Raech December 28, 2007