Brandon

A human being who was bought using only one platinum.

"When they said they would sell brandon to use for one platinum, we would have been stupid not to buy him!"

by Tittyspanker47 November 3, 2016

Brandon

More of a black and white type of guy. He is a simple man in which enjoys the most straight-forward process in...everything. Being in a relationship with him is kind of like a Love-Hate relationship. He will tell you to do this and that, and may even do them himself! But he truly has good intentions at heart. He is also outgoing, brave, kind, and every now and then, a bit harsh. He also has a soft spot for people close to him. Plus, every now and then, he will stir up some drama, for better or for worse! The best thing about him though is that if you insult him, he will just shake it off; like it was a joke, and insult you back! If you are friends or in a relationship with him, try not to take him so seriously.

Goodness, that Brandon is so mean, but he's so nice at the same time!

by Yee Mage December 8, 2017

Brandan

Brandan is the most adorable guy a girl could ever meet. He can make you smile without even trying. He’s so funny, smart, and most of all super hot. Whenever you talk to him, it feels like you can tell him anything. He’s usually really strong and good at protecting people. If you are close with him, he will fight anyone that is mean to you.

Girl 1: OMG! Who is that!? He’s so hot.
Girl 2: Oh that’s Brandan.

by anonymous53829 September 21, 2019

joker brand

hip-hop clothing brand

Man,I watch you're wearing joker brand clothes, do you enjoy hip-hop?

by Hardcomin November 6, 2007

Let's Go Brandon

Phrase
An invitation to participate in a sexual act involving spitting Santorum into another one another's mouths.

"Let's go Brandon!"

"I'd prefer not to. I haven't brought a toothbrush."

by BobbyBoxtop January 10, 2022

Branny

Makes plans but never follows through with them. A person who is extremely overly happy. Inexplicably happy, psychotically happy.

Person 1: Hey, you want to meet me at the movies at 5:00?
Person 2: Yea
5:00 comes around and person 2 never showed.
Person 1: Man, I can't believe she pulled a brany on me!

Gee today is great day cause I'm in such a branny mood! :D

by BrandNewPwns February 8, 2010

Brandish

To wave something about: to wave something about, especially a weapon, in a menacing, theatrical, or triumphant way

EMMA, I BRANDISH THIS TURKEY AT YOUR FACE

by delbarrio November 15, 2010