Mark Boner

A man who tried to make a reservation yet couldn't decide if it was the 17th, 22nd, 23rd, or 27th.
who was last seen trying to warn people of a sandwich puppet master named Jim welsh

"yo bro, did you hear about the disappearance of Mark Boner?"
"yeah bro i wonder if the sandwich guy was caught though"

by somethingwithanG August 23, 2022

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Boner mixer

A person who often mixes the f-word with other words any where in word or sentence to create new words/sentence of epic laugh.

absofuckinglutely instead of absolutely.

"shut the fuck up" instead of shut up.

Tim: Rebecca black sings so bad.
Trent: absofuckinglutely !!
Rebecca: Haters gonna hate boner mixer gonna mix...

by mark.robins210 July 24, 2012

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boner armor

A condom

James had just put on his boner armor, so now he can slide it in.

by Robbness January 24, 2018

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sex boner

when a guy has a hard on playing xbox there called having boners

dude i was having a sex boner last night while playing on my xbox

by Sex vibe July 22, 2018

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Pro Boner

When two prostitutes hook up and decide not to charge for their services

Prostitute 1 - So I charge $500 per hour

Prostitute 2 - I'm a prostitute too though, Pro Boner?

Prostitute 1 - Pro Boner

by Johnpricey July 15, 2019

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Nano-boner

A small twitch of the penis caused by sexual thoughts or stimuli.

"Okay, sir, could you pull down your pants so I could have a look at the problem. Just relax, sir, nothing to be embarassed about."
"Certainly."
"Ah okay, it seems to be a standard skin condition on the top of the penis, nothing to worry about. My 20-year-old daughter had the same thing on her breasts. She..."
"..."
"Oh dear, I'm sorry about that twitch it just did."
"In the profession we call that a nano-boner!"

by Autonova May 6, 2010

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