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Colombian Jaguar Attack

Right before you are about to ejaculate, you pull out, put some empanadas covered in Hot sauce in there... Then unleash you pet jaguar on her.
1. My girl was getting mad annoying so I have her the Colombian jaguar attack

2. My grandma is no more, I finally got rid of her with the Colombian jaguar attack.
by Ballingtrapking May 10, 2016
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cougar attack

When a younger person (18- early 20s), usually male, is dressed up in their cowboy attire and a group of older women attempt to prowl on said person in an affectionate way.
Those women at the country concert are about to cougar attack that guy who they think is good looking.
by G4pesce September 18, 2022
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Taliban attack

An exclamatory term that you yell when you ambush your friends dressed like a terrorist l
As Nicco and Ivan walked by, me and Logan jumped out of the woods screaming Taliban attack and proceeded to chase them dressed like terrorist and holding bb guns
by Darkening m’coon December 8, 2025
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Starfish attack

When you're performing oral on someone, and they fart in your face.
by Educatingmasses April 4, 2018
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Time Attack Ego

The name for the inflated ego of speed event drivers that compete in series such as Global Time Attack, World Time Attack Challenge, and Time Trials.
“Jake has such a big time attack ego; do you think he would ever consider wheel-to-wheel racing?”

“Nah, he’s too cool for lowly wheel-to-wheel events that have aero rules.”
by Stutututu March 14, 2022
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attackive

(Me, talking to my wife: "I wouldn't be so defensive if you would stop being attackive!")
by J, Le Frank August 20, 2025
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mini ass attack

When you almost trip over something but didnt and have a mini hear tattack and the body relieves your heart attack by farting
-hey watch out there is a gap infront
-oh shit i had a mini ass attack ( fart after mini heart attack)
by lbjwashed October 14, 2020
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