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Refinery Asshole 

Refinery Asshole is the guy that passes you on the interstate in his “dually pick ‘em up truck” doing 90 mph, because he’s on his way to his refinery job. Refinery Asshole drives like a jerk because Refinery Asshole also believes he is a NASCAR driver. Refinery Asshole believes that the refinery is incapable of operating without him. Refinery Asshole reeks of cigarettes, coffee, and refinery stink, and spends his entire day with his filthy, stinking books kicked up on his desk, bitching about how rotten his home life is, and how great he was back in high school football. Refinery Asshole’s “great-grandaddy”, “granddaddy”, and “daddy”, worked at the same refinery, and guess what ? Refinery Asshole’s son will also work there someday, carrying on the rich tradition. Refinery Asshole hopes that someday, his daughter will marry another Refinery Asshole. Refinery Asshole also believes that greasy, stinking Nomex suits qualify as “Sunday’s Best” in clothing.
Refinery Asshole passed me up this morning on my way to work. It was unbelievable...I could smell tobacco, coffee, and petroleum as he went by doing 90, cutting me off only a few cars lenghts from his exit.
Refinery Asshole by mad genius December 5, 2010

niggernogger asshole clogger

A black filipino dwarf agressively ramming random objects into ones anus or anal cavity
Wow man i ordered a niggernogger asshole clogger and i can still feel the gerbal from tuesday squirming around up there

your mom's sweet asshole 

1. The answer to any question, especially a stupid or inappropriate one.

2. What it is that I fucked last night.
1- Q: Hey, what time is it?
A: Your mom's sweet asshole.

2- After your dad gave me head last night, i finished myself off when i fucked your mom's sweet asshole.

ya momma's asshole 

1. Any large gaping hole.
2. Any obscure usually far away place
3. A generic place where things come from.
1. Yea, i'd say that cave is bout' the size of ya momma's asshole.

2. Yo dawg i wanted to pick up that sack, but i had to drive all the way out to ya momma's asshole.

3. Yo san, you goin to that party tonight? They got bitches comin' out ya momma's asshole!
ya momma's asshole by Tebbo August 20, 2006

Hey, you fucking asshole. 

An exclaimation showing extreme frustration or hatred towards the person being told.
"Hey, you fucking asshole! Give me my fucking certificate. You were supposed to give it to me a year ago. How do you even keep your shitty, piece of crap, buisness running when you cant even do what you're fucking supposed to, you fucking pothead."

el rancho de asshole 

preferred lubricant when inserting raw veggies in the anus, such as carrots or zuchinis, for pleasure.
Lil Chris:"Girl, you heading up to the grocery today?"
Chaquita:"Yeah, why, you need somethin?"
Lil Chris:"Yeah, can you pick me up some of dat el rancho de asshole, that ky jelly just don't work well with those veggies."