ninja card

Being tested for HIV and coming back positive. "Drawing the ninja card."

nick: "Hey, SHELLEY, did you get those tests results back?"

SHELLEY: "Yeah... I drew the ninja card."

AZ: "All bets are off, you got the death sentence!"

nick: "Oh, I'm so sorry! Life gets more complicated now!"

by John Q. Public, Esq. September 25, 2009

Anti-Racist Card

(America-centric term)
A card played when a white person or another member of a non-marginalized race uses their race to make someone's point look racist, usually in defense of a marginalized race.

Marginalized Person: I think chocolate glaze donuts are shit.
Non-Marginalized Person: Yeah, I agree. Have you tried vanilla glaze, though?
Some Person: I like vanilla glaze. What's so bad about chocolate glaze donuts?
Non-Marginalized Person: (pulling the Anti-Racist Card) Oh, you like vanilla glaze too, huh? Are you agreeing with me because I'm white? Fucking racist.

by memestinkyboy October 28, 2023

PDM Card

Fucking around with people on Discord and sending illegal shit, breaking the rules in servers. and nonstop disgusting shit

Ligma: *sends porn* hahahahahahaha im so funny i sent porn
Gorilla: Bro your literally using the PDM Card can you fuck off *bans*

by gorillasussyballs January 15, 2022

Pulling The Devil's Card

This means to go the route that you know you shouldn't and that will most likely lead to something that's not a good idea.

She's totally Pulling The Devil's Card and stealing from that shop for tampons bro

by Han from myspace March 22, 2022

Card Hash

crystal hash made by collecting thc crystal from marijuana and pressing it in between the cards

my buddy made some good CARD HASH last night

by schwaggis July 15, 2010

shark card

The main way to get gta online cash if you are lazy or impatient like me

I'm gonna buy a shark card in gta

by gage burks November 17, 2020

Credit Card

When you walk up behind a person, with a narrow object, and swipe it up their crack, just like you would swipe a credit card.

Jimmy gave John a credit card with his math book.

by TEMAC October 25, 2015